Definitions by J.N. Growling

Apple Rider 

A person who absolutely loves to ride the Apple company's dick.

Apple Rider: OMG The new Iphone just came out! This is the best day ever! I'm going to go home and masturbate to Steve Jobs giving a speech.

Apple Rider by J.N. Growling July 3, 2010

American Logic 

Knowing that you're wrong, but constantly insisting that you're right.

American Logic isn't right but it usually helps one win in almost every situation . Except Vietnam. We didn't win in Vietnam.

American Logic by J.N. Growling July 3, 2010

Xenis 

Pronounced Zee-nis like Xena.

A penis in it's prime. When a penis is fully erect and in it's peek physical condition. When it can not grow anymore and is challenging gravity it becomes a xenis.

To be legendary porn star you must be able to get a Xenis within 1 minute.

Xenis by J.N. Growling July 3, 2010

Polu 

A small tuxedo made for the penis.

A polu is a must have for any man of class.

Polu by J.N. Growling June 29, 2010

Twilight 

When you convince a girl to leave her family and run away with you on a road trip. After slumming around with her in sleazy motels that you never pay for, you finally rape, murder and drink all of her blood.

I was bored this summer so I decided to pull a twilight. (Sigh) I kinda' miss Megan though.

Twilight by J.N. Growling June 28, 2010

Christopher Nolan

To revive a dead or dying franchise with dark and moody epicness.

Are they really rebooting Spider-Man.

Yeah, apparently they're gonna' try and Christopher Nolan it.

Christopher Nolan by J.N. Growling June 20, 2010