J.N. Growling's definitions

Polu

A small tuxedo made for the penis.

A polu is a must have for any man of class.

by J.N. Growling June 29, 2010

Perfaggerate

To procrastinate in a faggy manor.

Why does Mike always have to perfaggerate?
Because he is a bitch.
Ok.

by J.N. Growling July 3, 2010

Apple Rider

A person who absolutely loves to ride the Apple company's dick.

Apple Rider: OMG The new Iphone just came out! This is the best day ever! I'm going to go home and masturbate to Steve Jobs giving a speech.

by J.N. Growling July 3, 2010

American Logic

Knowing that you're wrong, but constantly insisting that you're right.

American Logic isn't right but it usually helps one win in almost every situation . Except Vietnam. We didn't win in Vietnam.

by J.N. Growling July 3, 2010

Xenis

Pronounced Zee-nis like Xena.

A penis in it's prime. When a penis is fully erect and in it's peek physical condition. When it can not grow anymore and is challenging gravity it becomes a xenis.

To be legendary porn star you must be able to get a Xenis within 1 minute.

by J.N. Growling July 3, 2010

Limy

A girl, 16 and over, who keeps a collection of dolls or stuffed animals in her room. Limy's have the tendencies of being childish and never letting go of anything.

So how are things going with that girl?

I went into her room and found out she was a Limy. I knocked over her trolls and fuckin' booked it out of there.

by J.N. Growling July 5, 2010

Empiro

A revolutionary idea.

Jonas Salk had an empiro and decided to cure Polio.

Adolph Hitler had an empiro and decided to kill the Jews.

by J.N. Growling July 5, 2010