Definitions by J.N. Growling

Blair Bombed 

The act of being suprised when one is watching a video online and Linda Blair's face from "The Exorcist" pops up randomly.

I was watching a video labeled "Obama Assassination Attempt" with the volume all the way up and I got Blair Bombed. I shat a little.

Blair Bombed by J.N. Growling October 12, 2010

Pat Riley 

Former NBA athlete and current coach of the Miami Heats.

Pat Riley sold his soul to the devil in exchange for Lebron James.

Pat Riley by J.N. Growling July 10, 2010

Willy Madison

The sexual act of ejaculating on a girl's face, placing your penis on her nose, looking at her and yelling, " STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN!"

I gave my girlfriend a Willy Madison last night. She left me shortly afterwards.

Willy Madison by J.N. Growling July 9, 2010

Racist But Funny 

When something is racist but also funny.

The Racial Draft skit is racist but funny.

Racist But Funny by J.N. Growling July 9, 2010

Shop buddy 

Like a fuck buddy, except used by bitches for shopping instead. Shop buddies do have the ability to upgrade into fuck buddies; however this is very rare.

I hate carrying her bags. Why do I have to be her shop buddy?

Shop buddy by J.N. Growling July 9, 2010

Snake Salad 

The sexual act of sneaking up on a girl while she's sleeping and eating her ass out like Snake Solid would do. Can sometimes be considered rape.

I gave my girl a snake salad last night without waking her or alerting any guards.

Snake Salad by J.N. Growling July 8, 2010

Skunt LeMana 

An immigrant from Guyana that eats children who stay out past their curfew in Queens.

Don't stay out too late on Liberty or Skunt Lemana will harvest your organs.

Skunt LeMana by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010