41 definitions by J.N. Growling

When your grinding on a girl at a club or a party where the music is really loud and you start saying whatever the fuck you want because no one can properly hear you.
Grinder:"I'm gonna fuck you in the ass and eat your nipples like pepperoni!"
Girl Being Grinded On:"Did You Say Something!"
Grinder:"You dance nice!"
This is Grind Talk.
by J.N. Growling July 2, 2010
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Like a fuck buddy, except used by bitches for shopping instead. Shop buddies do have the ability to upgrade into fuck buddies; however this is very rare.
I hate carrying her bags. Why do I have to be her shop buddy?
by J.N. Growling July 8, 2010
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When you convince a girl to leave her family and run away with you on a road trip. After slumming around with her in sleazy motels that you never pay for, you finally rape, murder and drink all of her blood.
I was bored this summer so I decided to pull a twilight. (Sigh) I kinda' miss Megan though.
by J.N. Growling June 25, 2010
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Pronounced Zee-nis like Xena.

A penis in it's prime. When a penis is fully erect and in it's peek physical condition. When it can not grow anymore and is challenging gravity it becomes a xenis.
To be legendary porn star you must be able to get a Xenis within 1 minute.
by J.N. Growling June 29, 2010
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The type of high that makes your vision go into widescreen and makes everything around you look and sound like a movie.
After my last hit, the lighting changed and everything got chronomatic.
by J.N. Growling July 2, 2010
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A phrase used to explain of the lengths one would go through for a female.
I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie
by J.N. Growling October 10, 2010
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A term for friend or person who doesn't put in any money when a group of people are attempting to buy drugs, but still expects to partake in said drug recreation.
Can I have a hit?
You didn't put in.
So.
Fuckin' Drugus.
by J.N. Growling July 2, 2010
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