J.N. Growling's definitions

Shop buddy

Like a fuck buddy, except used by bitches for shopping instead. Shop buddies do have the ability to upgrade into fuck buddies; however this is very rare.

I hate carrying her bags. Why do I have to be her shop buddy?

by J.N. Growling July 9, 2010

Crack Factory

Detroit, Michigan.

The GM headquaters is located in Crack Factory U.S.A.

by J.N. Growling October 13, 2010

Dresch

A cute girl with a horrible or irritating laugh much like Fran Drescher.

If that Dresch over their wasn't so cute I'd cockslap her for laughing like that.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

Holstens

The ice cream parlor where Tony Soprano was murdered in the HBO series, The Sopranos. It is a pretty nice establishment except when the tourists and film & tv tour buses invade and take pictures of it. It is located in Bloomfield, NJ.

You want to go to Holstens?

Nah, there's gonna' be too many people snappin' shots hoping to see James Gandolfini.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

Empiro

A revolutionary idea.

Jonas Salk had an empiro and decided to cure Polio.

Adolph Hitler had an empiro and decided to kill the Jews.

by J.N. Growling July 5, 2010

Skunt LeMana

An immigrant from Guyana that eats children who stay out past their curfew in Queens.

Don't stay out too late on Liberty or Skunt Lemana will harvest your organs.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

Brando Mouth

A condition a person gets when their jaw is swollen thus leaving them incapable of speaking coherently much like Marlon Brando.

Scott just got his wisdom teeth taken out and now he'll have Brando Mouth for the next two weeks.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010