J.Manstrong 's definitions

Burn It Down

Verb. To go out with the specific intention of achieving a level of inebriation so intense, that when you finally wake up from your binge-indused dirtnap blackout, you can only assume that you have burned your life to the ground.

Present tense;
- Hey, what are you boys up to tonight?

- Dude, we're gonna burn it down big time. Probably not coming back from one, just gonna push the boat out and let it sail

Past tense;
- Hey, what the hell happened to you last night?
- Dude, we burned it down so hard last night, I'm fairly certain my body is now 90% alcohol, probably been fired from my job and the bank will have foreclosed on what's left of my house...

by J.Manstrong December 26, 2016

ICYW

In case you're wondering

This would proceed or follow any informative statement;

- ICYW; I don't have herpes...

- I don't have herpes - ICYW...

by J.Manstrong August 26, 2014

Chamcaine

The ever delicious yet highly refined combination of champagne and cocaine. This makes for a glorious afternoon in the sun with friends, family, colleagues, enemies or even strangers.

Champagne + Cocaine = Chamcaine

Jeronimo: Hey Bruz, any plans this afternoon?
Markus: Nope, what's cooking?
Jeronimo: Its a beauty of a day, I'm thinking a little chamcaine session down at Soul Bar...
Markus: Oh dude... you had me at Chamcaine!
Jeronimo: Chaaaaaaahoooooo
Markus: Chaaaaaaaaahoooooooo

by J.Manstrong August 20, 2024

Techfin

Unlike a Fintech, who is dedicated to enabling financial or payment technology, a Techfin is first and foremost a technology company, who happens to consider payment to be one part of their holistic customer experience.

Techfin's are often large organisations that are designing complete consumer ecosystems and require integrated payment capability.

A Techfin could also be a small niche provider of services such as billing with integrated payments. These kinds of providers are emerging as part of the growing Open Banking space in a number of markets.

If the banking sector is unable to implement a cohesive and effective strategy to enable high-value digital consumer payment experiences, then the Techfins will implement it for them.

by J.Manstrong November 17, 2019

Wizard-Fresh

When you're so goddam fresh that it seems there must be some wizardry involved...

"Damn yo, Richard is so fuckin Wizard-Fresh today"

by J.Manstrong December 14, 2014

Spraydius

When you end up too damn close to someone who spits when they speak...

Victim: Fuck you dude, say it don't spray it!!
Offender: get the hell outta my Spraydius Then Dickhead!

by J.Manstrong May 2, 2015

Woketionary

A person fully indoctrinated in wokeness, who can see the woke matrix and explain it to others. Sometimes woke language can be confusing, consulting a woketionary can help make sense of things.

Note: Woketionaries are often young adults or teenagers, with have vast amounts of (digital) life experience and wisdom, hard-earned from the comfort of their parents homes, via their smart phones.

Huh? no idea what that means, better consult my Woketionary

by J.Manstrong March 22, 2021