A religion invented by people who live on the internets which melds the most depressing bits of pantheism and deism, which basically says that God is dead, and we are insects feasting on His dead flesh, but at the end of time, God will rise from His death, and all that exists will be crushed into nothing, becoming mere misty water-color memories in the shadows of God's mind.
You know what, I don't have to listen to a damn thing you say because I'm into pandeism, so nothing matters to me anyway
by J.D.G. brj May 03, 2006
Someone who believes in pandeism, but particularly a chick who will give you hot nonstop fucking because she thinks God became the Universe to experience hot nonstop fucking.
by J.D.G. brj September 16, 2006
A girl who you think is a whore because she fucks a lot of guys to get what she wants, but who secretly really fucks a lot of guys because she is a slut who loves the cock.
Yeah I banged Becky because she's a whoreslut - even though she just came on to me to get my RHCP concert tix, I knew she'd put out.
by J.D.G. brj May 30, 2009
The queen of fuckbuckets, and a bucket of motherfuckers, the motherfuckbucket is a person so completely useless and at the same time reprehensible that no other word comes to mind when it's time to curse them out.
by J.D.G. brj October 12, 2011
I licked her pussy till she was good and wet, then went in to pearl shucking her clit for some more intense attention. This immediately made her cry out, "oh fuck, oh, tongue fuck my fuckin' cunt! I'm your little fuckin' whore!"
by J.D.G. brj May 30, 2009
From pan (everything) and theism (belief in God). Belief that God IS the Universe, and the Universe IS God. Variations include pandeism (God became the Universe), panentheism (the Universe is part of but not all of God), theopanism (same concept from a different angle, the Universe is God because it is the Universe).
by J.D.G. brj November 09, 2006
A symbol of pandeism, in the form of a fish-shaped outline similar to the Jesus fish, but having greater significance of symbolism. The open-ended "tail" of the pandeism fish is the Creator condensing all of its energy down to a singularity so it can become our Universe. The oval "body" of the pandeism fish is our Universe, beginning from a singularity and expanding outwards over billions and billions and billions of years to reach its maximum expansion, and then returning by the same arc over billions more years to its originating point. Pandeists believe other religions have adopted fish symbols due to unconscious recognition of a greater pandeistic truth.
by J.D.G. brj May 19, 2010