Urban Dictionary: Definitions by J. M. Fuhqueny

Zensitive

The act of being overly sensitive due to having a sheltered and effortless upbringing, i.e., a member of Generation Z.

She gasped with offense while the rest of the group laughed. Obviously, she was just being zensitive.

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An elevated level of sensitivity propagated by the vast majority of the members of Generation Z.

She stood against, shook, and bewildered while the others in the crowd just laughed. Clearly Ms. Park was just being zensitive.

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When one is bored and lonely so one masturbates with a thumb wedged knuckle-deep into one's own anus.

I told them I fell asleep early because I didn't want them to know I spent all night Thumb-Bummin.

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To get knocked out so hard that your ears flop like Dumbo's.

Holy shit! Tony Ferguson just got Dumbo'd by Michael Chandler!

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