2 definitions by J rizzle
The ability to hop over tall obstacles, such as a black person would hop over a trashcan as he runs away with your VCR
by J rizzle August 1, 2006
The extremely rare and highly coveted circumstance where one attempts to wipe their ass after taking a ferocious shit, however discovers that the initial pass through comes up clean.
"Lauren expected to get caught up in the bathroom for an exorbitant amount of time after eating that Mexican food, however she was delighted to find that she instead had a clean shitaway. There was zero evidence left at the scene of the crime."
by J rizzle May 23, 2014