Definitions by J Suave

Maple Helicopter 

The act of receiving a girthy meat slap repeatedly by a Canadian Mounty while singing Oh, Canada.

Eh buddy, I just gave that slag over there a "maple helicopter oot back, eh!

Maple Helicopter by J Suave September 28, 2022

stank crab 

The act of dripping hot butter from your Crab Legs on your lady friend's forehead while she's taking care of you at your Family BBQ.

"Yo, I got your cousin to give me a Stank Crab at the family BBQ on Saturday! Oh, and How Ya Momma and Them Been?

stank crab by J Suave February 13, 2022

pirate party

When a guy finishes on his chicks face so that her right eye is glued shut by his man glaze, and he makes her look up at the GoPro and say... "Yaaaaarrrggghhh"

Bro, you wanna go Party? No thanks, i'm already giving this chick a pirate party... Check the Gram later, it's suuuper funny!

pirate party by J Suave December 6, 2021