Sleep Twat

a complete twat of a man who only comes out when someone is trying to wake someone else up.

often used in the term "to get one's sleep twat on"

i was trying to wake dave up so we could leave for town but he got his sleep twat on so we left him at home.

by J Kelso December 05, 2007

Confuddled

a state of utter confusion, or not knowing what the hell is going on.

Dave: So you, err, come here often?
Jeff: What are you talking about?
Dave: Dude, I was just trying to kill the arkward silence.
Jeff: What? I'm Confuddled...

by J Kelso December 14, 2006