J Kelso's definitions

Confuddled

a state of utter confusion, or not knowing what the hell is going on.

Dave: So you, err, come here often?
Jeff: What are you talking about?
Dave: Dude, I was just trying to kill the arkward silence.
Jeff: What? I'm Confuddled...

by J Kelso December 14, 2006

Awkward Silence

An unpleasant term for the result of Year 7s going out. ussually stop after a couple of weeks, but in many circumstances stays there for the whole time. sometimes the term "awkward silence syndrome" is used.

Jeff: hey Dave, how's it going with you and Emma?
Dave: not so good, i suppose there must be some Awkward Silence syndrome that we need to sort out.
Jeff: Bummer. I hear that usually goes away within a couple of weeks though.
Dave: Well, I hope so, cause if it doesn't I'm gonna have to wait till I'm not an annoying little freak who no-one in their right mind would ever want to even look at.
Jeff: I know Dave, all of us want to be in Year 10, but we'll just have to wait......

by J Kelso December 14, 2006

year 7

annoying, cheeky little high pitched children who think they have a right to be in secondary school when they don't.

year 7: yeah? you wanna start something?
Year 9: *punches him in the nose*
year 7: owww what was that for? *starts crying*

by J Kelso December 27, 2006

Confuddled

a word which everyone claims to own, yet everyone knows it.

person 1: I'm confuddled!
person 2: Hey that's my word! I own it!
person 1: What? No you don't...

by J Kelso December 27, 2006

Pub-lagged

Feeling as though it is later than it really is due to having gone for a drink in the afternoon.

Person A: "hey, how are you?"
Person B: "I'm OK, but feeling a bit Pub-Lagged, I went to the Live And Let Live at about five today."

by J Kelso December 6, 2006

Hobophobic

discriminating against, making fun of or otherwise being Anti towards Homeless people (Hobos)

Ed: did you see that bum playing amazing grace on the penny whistle? why doesn't he get a real job?

Dave: you're so Hobophobic.

by J Kelso November 8, 2007

Hobophobe

Someone who is Hobophobic

Ed: there's too many bums in Cambridge. why don't they just get jobs?
Dave: you're such a Hobophobe, man.

by J Kelso November 8, 2007