9 definition by J Kelso

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annoying, cheeky little high pitched children who think they have a right to be in secondary school when they don't.
year 7: yeah? you wanna start something?
Year 9: *punches him in the nose*
year 7: owww what was that for? *starts crying*
by J Kelso December 19, 2006

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to be Anti - to be in any way negative towards something.
Ed: hey, do you want to come to church with me on sunday? or are you anti.

Dave: sorry man, no-can-do, football.
by J Kelso October 23, 2007

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Feeling as though it is later than it really is due to having gone for a drink in the afternoon.
Person A: "hey, how are you?"
Person B: "I'm OK, but feeling a bit Pub-Lagged, I went to the Live And Let Live at about five today."
by J Kelso December 03, 2006

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Someone who is Hobophobic
Ed: there's too many bums in Cambridge. why don't they just get jobs?
Dave: you're such a Hobophobe, man.
by J Kelso October 23, 2007

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a complete twat of a man who only comes out when someone is trying to wake someone else up.

often used in the term "to get one's sleep twat on"
i was trying to wake dave up so we could leave for town but he got his sleep twat on so we left him at home.
by J Kelso November 11, 2007

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discriminating against, making fun of or otherwise being Anti towards Homeless people (Hobos)
Ed: did you see that bum playing amazing grace on the penny whistle? why doesn't he get a real job?

Dave: you're so Hobophobic.
by J Kelso October 23, 2007

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a word which everyone claims to own, yet everyone knows it.
person 1: I'm confuddled!
person 2: Hey that's my word! I own it!
person 1: What? No you don't...
by J Kelso December 22, 2006

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