Definitions by J Kelso

Sleep Twat 

a complete twat of a man who only comes out when someone is trying to wake someone else up.

often used in the term "to get one's sleep twat on"

i was trying to wake dave up so we could leave for town but he got his sleep twat on so we left him at home.

Sleep Twat by J Kelso December 5, 2007

Hobophobic

discriminating against, making fun of or otherwise being Anti towards Homeless people (Hobos)

Ed: did you see that bum playing amazing grace on the penny whistle? why doesn't he get a real job?

Dave: you're so Hobophobic.

Hobophobic by J Kelso November 8, 2007

Hobophobe 

Someone who is Hobophobic

Ed: there's too many bums in Cambridge. why don't they just get jobs?
Dave: you're such a Hobophobe, man.

Hobophobe by J Kelso November 8, 2007

Anti 

to be Anti - to be in any way negative towards something.

Ed: hey, do you want to come to church with me on sunday? or are you anti.

Dave: sorry man, no-can-do, football.

Anti by J Kelso November 8, 2007

year 7 

annoying, cheeky little high pitched children who think they have a right to be in secondary school when they don't.

year 7: yeah? you wanna start something?
Year 9: *punches him in the nose*
year 7: owww what was that for? *starts crying*

year 7 by J Kelso December 27, 2006

Confuddled 

a word which everyone claims to own, yet everyone knows it.

person 1: I'm confuddled!
person 2: Hey that's my word! I own it!
person 1: What? No you don't...

Confuddled by J Kelso December 27, 2006

Confuddled 

a state of utter confusion, or not knowing what the hell is going on.

Dave: So you, err, come here often?
Jeff: What are you talking about?
Dave: Dude, I was just trying to kill the arkward silence.
Jeff: What? I'm Confuddled...

Confuddled by J Kelso December 14, 2006