J Kelso's definitions

Sleep Twat

a complete twat of a man who only comes out when someone is trying to wake someone else up.

often used in the term "to get one's sleep twat on"

i was trying to wake dave up so we could leave for town but he got his sleep twat on so we left him at home.

by J Kelso December 5, 2007

Hobophobe

Someone who is Hobophobic

Ed: there's too many bums in Cambridge. why don't they just get jobs?
Dave: you're such a Hobophobe, man.

by J Kelso November 8, 2007

Confuddled

a state of utter confusion, or not knowing what the hell is going on.

Dave: So you, err, come here often?
Jeff: What are you talking about?
Dave: Dude, I was just trying to kill the arkward silence.
Jeff: What? I'm Confuddled...

by J Kelso December 14, 2006

Pub-lagged

Feeling as though it is later than it really is due to having gone for a drink in the afternoon.

Person A: "hey, how are you?"
Person B: "I'm OK, but feeling a bit Pub-Lagged, I went to the Live And Let Live at about five today."

by J Kelso December 6, 2006

Anti

to be Anti - to be in any way negative towards something.

Ed: hey, do you want to come to church with me on sunday? or are you anti.

Dave: sorry man, no-can-do, football.

by J Kelso November 8, 2007

Hobophobic

discriminating against, making fun of or otherwise being Anti towards Homeless people (Hobos)

Ed: did you see that bum playing amazing grace on the penny whistle? why doesn't he get a real job?

Dave: you're so Hobophobic.

by J Kelso November 8, 2007

year 7

annoying, cheeky little high pitched children who think they have a right to be in secondary school when they don't.

year 7: yeah? you wanna start something?
Year 9: *punches him in the nose*
year 7: owww what was that for? *starts crying*

by J Kelso December 27, 2006