J Bodanac's definitions

larry bird

The object and act of taking the biggest shit of you're life. Rhymes with Turd. Also abbreviated to Larry.

DUDE #1: Hurry the fuck up man! I've got the biggest Larry Bird poking out!

TAXI DRIVER: I'm going as fast as I can! I don't need you Larry Birding my clean GypsyCab, so hold the fuck on!

by J Bodanac May 14, 2006

pantsical

A variation of "Pants". Something that is shambolic or fails dismally to live up to expectations.

"That play was absolutely pantsical... just pants." or "What are we supposed to do in such a pantsical situation?"

by J Bodanac May 14, 2006

angry cobra

The most potent form of (a) madsnake. Someone or something so cool, so envied, so admirable, that he/she/it has no competition.

DUDE #1: Man, did you see that?! Wayne is a total madsnake!
DUDE #2: No, man, he's a freakin' angry cobra! No one can do that!
WAYNE: Ssssssss!

OR

GIRL #1: I heard Wayne's breakdancing routine saved the youth centre!
GIRL #2: That's madsnake! So madsnake, it's angry cobra!

by J Bodanac May 14, 2006

el terrible

Pronounced el-ter-ee-blay. Something that is terrible, without being seriously harmful to anyone.

CORRECT USAGE:
Guy #1: Dude! I just got clamidia from some chick!
Guy #2: That's el terrible! At least you can cure it!

INCORRECT USAGE:
Girl #1: Dude! I just got clamidia from some guy!
Girl #2: That's el terrible! You can't have babies now!

by J Bodanac May 14, 2006