J Beltsum's definitions

shields brick

A shields brick is a portion of chips/fried rice/noodles and curry sauce, bought from numerous Chinese takeaway restaurants in North shields. This is not an expensive item.. It takes on an almost industrial strength brick shape in its container. Can be used as construction material, a weapon, or for culinary delight. Is also inexpensive, so a way to swerve the food banks. =

Bit skint and clamming..might get a shields brick.

by J Beltsum October 28, 2023

slutbian

A slutbian is a promiscuous lesbian

Tia is the towns biggest slutbian. She has slept with everyone.

by J Beltsum February 12, 2018

Gfy

Short for "Go fuck yourself"

Why don't you Gfy

by J Beltsum May 11, 2011

Double Doylem

Geordie phrase meaning a complete and utter imbecile.

Thomas is a double doylem

by J Beltsum February 6, 2009