smizzie

lets go have a smizzie
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MA$E

king of harlem.left rap to become a preacher but came back to save rap again when he was needed.
welcome, welcome, welcome bk ma$e
ma$e is back
king of harlem aint nobody make him leave
by J May 04, 2005
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dickwad

An idiot
More powerfully insulting than its predecessor 'dickhead'
girl 1 - did that guy ever call?
girl 2 - no, what a dickwad!
by J October 17, 2003
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Peanut

A member of the Modern Toss pantheon of comics and comic characters, chronicalling the power struggle that rages within the world-famous Mod supergroup Peanut. The comic features the characters Dave (bass player), Paul(drummer), Gary (lead singer), Rodriguez (Gary's PA) and Spodsie (Manager).

It needs to be pointed out that the band members are more noted for their violent methods than their music. The comic largely follows the exploits of Dave and Paul, as they attempt to discover why they have been dropped from the band.

In short, the funniest comic strip ever!
(Manager's office. Spodsie is talking to Dave and Paul)

Spodsie: "Yeah, I've been meaning to call you for a while. Gary's splitting the band up and he's taking the name 'Peanut' with him. And you spastics better start looking for a proper job! Ha ha ha!

Dave: You fucking cunt, Spodsie. Shit it! *knees Spodsie in the chin*

Spodsie: Oof!

*Dave punches Spodsie in the face with a loud 'Smack'*

Spodsie: Ooooohh!

*Dave karate chops Spodsie in the neck, sending blood spurting all over the room*

Dave: Shitter *pulls a gun on Spods and shoots him several times in the chest and abdomen*

Paul: You were a bit hard on old Spodsie there Dave.

Dave: That's nothing Paul. When I get hold of Gary I'm going to turn him into a nut!

Like I said - funny shit.
by J June 21, 2005
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i'm a lady

invented in a west yorkshire school,
is a good ice-breaker in conversation
by J November 30, 2004
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get that shit

Usually a phrase a man/woman uses talkin to a friend about someone they want to have sex with.
Man 1: Man, Niecy been lookin fine lately. She wants to chill sometime.
Man 2: Dawg, you better get that shit.
by J December 17, 2004
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Baloo

From the old school cartoon series talespin where the bear named baloo always had a scheme for money. It is used to describe a girl who chases money and men with money constantly.
that bitch stole my wallet, what a baloo
by J June 09, 2004
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