3 definitions by Izzzme
She a a woman who when drunk takes photos of the floor. Vanessa watches the jersey shore while sipping a Lacroix in the flavor, bland. She has three kids and instagrams when they do anything “out of the ordinary or weird” she bakes a whole lot. When she wants to be risky she bakes bread while drinking Lacroix and watching jersey shore. And over all she is the best mom ever, a total boss mom.
Vanessa Ann : okay baby now say boss baby!
Baby: ugh do I really have to do this during my nap time?
Baby: ugh do I really have to do this during my nap time?
by Izzzme April 19, 2019
A man who lives up to the hype, he must instagram his work out routine and videos of his dog who is basically the equivalent of a girlfriend. He plays FIFA on his wide screen tv and screams at the top of his little lungs if he misses a goal. Nathan will also steal dog food even when he has enough money to buy another house.
Dog: can you please pay attention to me?
Nathan : please go alway I’m just about to make a goal, FUCK I just missed it, FUCKING SHIT MAN!
Nathan : please go alway I’m just about to make a goal, FUCK I just missed it, FUCKING SHIT MAN!
by Izzzme January 20, 2019
A man who lives up to the hype, he must instagram his work out routine and videos of his dog who is basically the equivalent of a girlfriend. He plays FIFA on his wide screen tv and screams at the top of his little lungs if he misses a goal. Nathan will also steal dog food even when he has enough money to buy another house.
Dog: can you please pay attention to me?
Nathan : please go alway I’m just about to make a goal, FUCK I just missed it, FUCKING SHIT MAN!
Nathan : please go alway I’m just about to make a goal, FUCK I just missed it, FUCKING SHIT MAN!
by Izzzme January 20, 2019