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i-Ready

The least effective way to make a student learn, and the most effective way to make a student kill themselves

Florida: oi lets buy i-ready
Governor: Ok, but not actually, let's trick the students into moving out of Florida so they can "get away from i-ready" and when they learn it's in other states they'll kill themselves.

by Its not Myapps, its Myassp. May 17, 2022

Edduardo

A character from Eddsworld, the biggest meme of the characters there is
I hate this guy. "Well well well" Thats literally one word repeated 3 times I hate him so much

Me: "I hate Edduardo so much!!"
Internet people: "Well well well..."

by Its not Myapps, its Myassp. May 20, 2022

login(E)i-ready(E)com[e]student[e]dashboard[e]home

Hell: Internet edition.

Person 1: "login(E)i-ready(E)comestudentedashboardehome sucks"
Person 2: "Agreed"
Teacher: "What no it's a platform that you can learn on!!! Its not a platform that causes suicide!!"

by Its not Myapps, its Myassp. May 17, 2022

The a

For when you cant decide between The and a so you add both.

"Blah blah blah the a blah" i forgot

by Its not Myapps, its Myassp. May 17, 2022

That means, 12 is a common denominator for .3333 and .5000.

When you're doing i-Ready math level D and you keep exiting to check your minutes.
Note that .3333 = 1 third and 0.5000 = 2 fourths

"That means, 12 is a common denominator for .3333 and .5000."
Me: "Omfg just shut up already..."

by Its not Myapps, its Myassp. May 17, 2022

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Boredom. For when you're so bored you type on the QWERTY keyboard from up to down, then copy and paste it.

Person 1: "QazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpQazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpQazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpQazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpQazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp"
Person 2: "Is your boredom really that bad?"

by Its not Myapps, its Myassp. May 17, 2022