Definitions by IronMikey
Skills Desert
A place where it is difficult to acquire a specific type of skill. While all environments offer some skills, certain skills are hard to find in some environments. While some urban centers of higher learning are skills deserts for farming skills, they are a skills oasis for academic learning.
1. A meat eating convention is a Skills Desert for vegetarian skills.
2. An animal rights convention is a Skills Desert for barbecuing meat skills.
2. An animal rights convention is a Skills Desert for barbecuing meat skills.
Skills Desert by IronMikey March 13, 2023
Fakietarian
1. Someone who claims to be vegan but doesn’t know what a dairy product is, or how vegans get protein.
2. Someone who claims to be vegetarian but still eats “chicken” or “fish.”
2. Someone who claims to be vegetarian but still eats “chicken” or “fish.”
“That girl isn’t a vegetarian bro, she’s a Fakietarian. She says “It’s just a little fish sometimes,” but I just saw her down two cheese burgers.”
Fakietarian by IronMikey March 13, 2023
Pelvic Sorcery
Energy work or energy circulation in either of the two lower chakras for self pleasure or the mutual pleasure of a partner.
1. It felt like electricity was flowing out of her hand into me and the back into her, I wondered if she was using Pelvic Sorcery.
2. She started seeing stars and flashes of light as he brought her to climax she wondered if he was using Pelvic Sorcery.
2. She started seeing stars and flashes of light as he brought her to climax she wondered if he was using Pelvic Sorcery.
Pelvic Sorcery by IronMikey March 9, 2023
Flattened The Curve
1. A person who has done their part to stop Covid 19.
2. Taking action to stop the spread of Covid 19.
2. Taking action to stop the spread of Covid 19.
1. He flattened the curve by getting vaccinated.
2. She flattened the curve by working at a vaccination site.
2. She flattened the curve by working at a vaccination site.
Flattened The Curve by IronMikey March 8, 2023
Helicopter Parent
A generation of parents who have unintentionally, hyper controlled and micromanaged millennials in ways that have diminished millennials ability to cope, self-regulate, and resolve conflicts without assistance or outside intervention. Whatever happened to letting kids be kids?
A Helicopter Parent doesn’t let kids make even small decisions about their day to day lives or create meaningful dialogue about major decisions, goals, or future plans.
Helicopter Parent by IronMikey March 8, 2023
Cosmic Consequences
When good decisions are made and correct actions are taken things get better. When incorrect decisions are made and bad actions are taken this get worse, that is Cosmic Consequences.
Cosmic Consequences by IronMikey March 8, 2023