Irishbackrub's definitions

BEN LOMAND ALLEN

A guy who says he'll kick your ass but then chickens out when you say you'll butt fuck him instead.

BLA-"Im gonna Kick your ass!"
ME-"Shut the fuck up! I could butt fuck you against your will"
BLA- THROWS A FIT AND FRIENDS BREAK IT UP. Typical Ben Lomand Allen

by Irishbackrub May 18, 2025

golden lightning shower

Golden lightning shower: the act of urinating on someone while simultaneously zapping them with a taser.

After my golden lightning shower i smelled like hot piss and burnt popcorn!

by Irishbackrub June 12, 2018

two tone earthworm

Two tone earthworm: when two men of diffrent races/ethnicity engage in docking.

I walked in the bathroom and thoes dudes were choking a two tone earthworm.

by Irishbackrub March 24, 2017

golden lightning shower

GOLDEN LIGHTNING SHOWER: Pissing on a person while intermittently zaping them with a taser.

That German girl nearly set my hair on fire with that golden lightning shower.

by Irishbackrub June 11, 2018

truck stop floss

Truck stop floss: a pubic hair found in a urinal.

These contractors keep leaving truck stop floss in the urinals.

by Irishbackrub May 19, 2017

Albright

Albright: Someone who from affar seems seems offical and by the book but when you work with them you realize they are quirky and cool.

That dude seems like a dick
Naw man he's Albright!

by Irishbackrub June 12, 2018

irishbackrub

When a man's load leaves a four leaf clover stain.

Yo girl, wipe that irishbackrub off your forehead!

by Irishbackrub January 20, 2017