Definitions by Iris Long

Egg wash

When you jack off on someone's face when they are sleeping and then toss breadcrumbs in their face.

My boyfriend is making schnitzel tonight. I hope the egg wash tastes better this time.

Egg wash by Iris Long January 28, 2020

Like burping but with your ass muscles.

I had a pork schnitzel that had me farting until the bar was cleared out.

Farting by Iris Long August 31, 2014