Definitions by Inspector hector

Conjour 

Conjour, is a plastic coating or plastic container around cables.

Spud how's that cable looking?

It's sound you've just took the conjour off it

Conjour by Inspector hector June 30, 2017

Spudism 

To talk utter nonsense and glorify a story or words

Spudism, to glorify a story with made up words and gain more extreme points.

Spudism by Inspector hector June 30, 2017

Cluggies 

Waterproof working trousers

That's the rain on spud, you better fire your cluggies on

Cluggies by Inspector hector June 26, 2017

Wormhead 

The end of a concrete poker

Fire the wormhead in about that concrete to get the cream up

Wormhead by Inspector hector June 26, 2017

Rocketburner 

Rocketburner is a slang term for A space heater

Fire that rocketburner on it is baltic in here

Rocketburner by Inspector hector June 26, 2017

Spudify 

To exaggerate a story to the max

Spudify, that story has been spudified

Spudify by Inspector hector June 23, 2017

Moogin 

To go for a smoke with a welshman

Spud let's go for a moogin

Moogin by Inspector hector June 23, 2017