4 definitions by Infinity gauntlet

Leaving Neverland

To have someone stare at a picture of Peter Pan on a wall while you sneak up behind them and tongue punch their anus.

I gave Todd the leaving neverland the other day. He didn’t even see it coming.

by Infinity gauntlet May 5, 2019

Jack’s Hard Lemonade

When you piss into a glass bottle , freeze it , then hurl it at an unexpected person

Tom completely knocked someone out with the ole Jack’s Hard Lemonade from the rooftop at Mardis Gras.

by Infinity gauntlet May 5, 2019

The Night King

When you ejaculate onto someone covering them from head to toe then stand over top of them with an aerosol can and lighter and attempt to burn them only to see that they have been unscathed.

Candace and I tried to take our sex up a notch... I totally gave her The Night King and she loved it.

by Infinity gauntlet May 5, 2019

Alditard

Someone that obsesses so much about shopping at Aldi

Kim is at Aldi again. She’s gone full Alditard

by Infinity gauntlet May 5, 2019