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colon blaster

Type of food that will eventually cause a violent erruption in the intestinal system and the defecation process.
I've got to lay off the Mexican food. Those burritos are complete colon blasters!
by Indy Sparkplug May 8, 2010
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Laundry Machine

A common household appliance that actually doubles as a wonderful place to sit on for the purpose of achieving sensual vibrations that lead to tremendous orgasms.
After doing three loads of laundry today, I needed a boost. So, I sat on the laundry machine and achieved the most exquisite of orgasms.
by Indy Sparkplug May 4, 2010
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Foreskin Trepidation

I think the new guy in accounting, Pepe, is hot. But he's French and likely uncut. My issues with foreskin trepidation will probably quash my pursuing him.
by Indy Sparkplug February 21, 2011
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Double Parking

Occupying a public restroom stall when there is already someone occupying an adjacent stall. Double Parking foists upon the existing stall inhabitor startling sounds and smells from his new double parked neighbor.
After my morning coffee, I was having a relaxing crap while reading the newpaper. Then, Bill from accounting engaged in double parking when he sat his fat ass down in the stall next to me. My morning was ruined as I suffered through the sounds and smells of his B.M.
by Indy SparkPlug August 23, 2011
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