colon blaster

Type of food that will eventually cause a violent erruption in the intestinal system and the defecation process.
I've got to lay off the Mexican food. Those burritos are complete colon blasters!
by Indy Sparkplug May 08, 2010
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Obituary Material

A life accomplishment that is so significant that it will pointed out in your obituary.
Did you hear that Stacey was promoted to President of the First National Bank? That's some serious obituary material.
by Indy Sparkplug May 13, 2010
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Laundry Machine

A common household appliance that actually doubles as a wonderful place to sit on for the purpose of achieving sensual vibrations that lead to tremendous orgasms.
After doing three loads of laundry today, I needed a boost. So, I sat on the laundry machine and achieved the most exquisite of orgasms.
by Indy Sparkplug May 04, 2010
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The Midnight Doggie

Having sex doggie style near the midnight hour and with such vigor that it causes the receiver to howl out like a dog.
I slammed my girlfriend with the midnight doggie last night. Her howling nearly woke up the neighbors.
by Indy Sparkplug May 01, 2010
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