Laundry Machine

A common household appliance that actually doubles as a wonderful place to sit on for the purpose of achieving sensual vibrations that lead to tremendous orgasms.
After doing three loads of laundry today, I needed a boost. So, I sat on the laundry machine and achieved the most exquisite of orgasms.
by Indy Sparkplug May 04, 2010
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Obituary Material

A life accomplishment that is so significant that it will pointed out in your obituary.
Did you hear that Stacey was promoted to President of the First National Bank? That's some serious obituary material.
by Indy Sparkplug May 13, 2010
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Nanogasm

The most minimal of orgasms; barely registering as an orgasm. Condition typically caused by an inept sex partner.
My boyfriend says he's ready for some loving tonight. Given his lack of skills, I'll be lucky to even have a nanogasm.
by Indy Sparkplug May 04, 2010
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Bunny Burner

A scorned lover who is prone to commiting violent acts following a break-up of a relationship. References the Glen Close character in the movie "Fatal Attraction," who cooked a pet rabbit of the family of the lover who ended the relationship.
I want to break-up with my girlfriend, but she's psycho, a real bunny burner. Who knows what she would do to me?
by Indy Sparkplug May 06, 2010
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