BUDTENDER- For the same price you can get a regular pound of generic dirt weed and yes that is the name.of the stran for $1,000 or. Pandemic.pound of The Ghost of Leroy .
Patron - You would think since im already having.to pay corona tax on this ish it could at least weigh straight.
Silent stare
Ill take TGOL please. At least our State deemed this a living essential. So I guess its worth the pandemic pound🤷 ♀️
Patron - You would think since im already having.to pay corona tax on this ish it could at least weigh straight.
Silent stare
Ill take TGOL please. At least our State deemed this a living essential. So I guess its worth the pandemic pound🤷 ♀️
by Im 5280 Tiny April 03, 2020
Person 1- Do you know Tiny?
Person 2- West side Tiny, or East side Tiny?
Person 1- I think its the same person. I've never met another Tiny.
Person 2- oh she rolls bi-hood-ual
that's cool. No wonder she's a little different .
Person 3-Right. She gets along with everyone. Much love from both sides.
Person 2- West side Tiny, or East side Tiny?
Person 1- I think its the same person. I've never met another Tiny.
Person 2- oh she rolls bi-hood-ual
that's cool. No wonder she's a little different .
Person 3-Right. She gets along with everyone. Much love from both sides.
by Im 5280 Tiny October 02, 2019
The sexiest smell during a Pandemic! With the Coronavirus being the plague of 2020....BLEACH IS THE NEW SEXY
John smells sexy as fuk! All fresh and clean. Yep, hes waring the new BLEACH for men , women ,okay every physical anything you can touch by Clorox
by Im 5280 Tiny March 23, 2020
Contracted covid 19 and almost died but beat it. Celebrate your health with a on lineCoVictotyparty.
You've been invited to a CoVictory watch party on Facebook for Gina. She comes home today from the hospital. Byob. #Seeyathere
by Im 5280 Tiny April 20, 2020
1. After the break up it took me two weeks to get in dick washed . I looked around and finally saw the damage. No longer employed no friends my family is all mad at me and I'm on drugs no wtf?
Smh dick washed
2.I was ghostd by John two months ago and I just barely figured out my life was so dickwashed I though I was going no contact.
Smh dick washed
2.I was ghostd by John two months ago and I just barely figured out my life was so dickwashed I though I was going no contact.
by Im 5280 Tiny August 01, 2020
I BB take you Tiny as my only pandemic wife to netflex and chill and keeping it real till the end quarantine time.
by Im 5280 Tiny March 20, 2020
Girl#1These pants are a little tight on me. I love the high waist but hate the camel toe. What do you think?
Girl #2 Do you want me to be honest or co-sign?
Girl #1 Honesty of course. That's why I brought you. I knew wouldn't lie to me.
Girl# OooKaay then...... Girl you might love the pants and camel toe might be in fast ass style for now Buuuuttt....sweety you don't have a cute camel toe. You have a straight up moose knuckle. Can you hurry and change now? No one should have to see your moose knuckle
Sorry???
Dude# 1 Damn check out that moose knuckle would you hit it?
Dude#2 Yup give me a snorkel and a tube sock . I'm diving in!
Girl #2 Do you want me to be honest or co-sign?
Girl #1 Honesty of course. That's why I brought you. I knew wouldn't lie to me.
Girl# OooKaay then...... Girl you might love the pants and camel toe might be in fast ass style for now Buuuuttt....sweety you don't have a cute camel toe. You have a straight up moose knuckle. Can you hurry and change now? No one should have to see your moose knuckle
Sorry???
Dude# 1 Damn check out that moose knuckle would you hit it?
Dude#2 Yup give me a snorkel and a tube sock . I'm diving in!
by Im 5280 Tiny August 30, 2021