Ian Danger's definitions

brau heister

Someone who steals beer, from the fridge at a party, or even just a sip out of your glass.

Dont let that kid near the fridge, yo he's a mad brau heister.

by Ian Danger February 6, 2007

shit midas

Someone who ruins everything they touch. From the Midas Touch, (see King Midas) which turned everything to gold. The antonym to the Midas Touch. A Shit Midas turns everything to shit.

Nerds: They ruined long hair, animation, and now S&M. Is there anything those Shit Midas's don’t destroy?

by Ian Danger February 6, 2007

riders of brohan

Just another way of saying Brosef or brother. A group of tight-knit friends. Reference to Lord of the Rings' Riders of Rohan.

Me and my boys is the Riders of Brohan

by Ian Danger February 6, 2007

throwing eyes

Looking at affectionately. To fancy or find attractive. The act of checking someone out. Being caught in the act of checking someone out.

Last night that girl was throwing eyes at me.

Dont be throwin eyes at that bitch, you my man!

Ive been throwing eyes at her for a long time.

by Ian Danger February 6, 2007

obs

Short for Obviously.
1 : in an obvious manner <showed his anger obviously> 2 : as is plainly evident <obviously, something is wrong>

Person 1: Damn she was hot, was the sex good?
Person 2: Obs!

by Ian Danger February 6, 2007

Tugboat Presley

Handjob. Another way of disguising the act of a handjob. Slang.

I was tryin ta get a Beejer but she let me off wit a Tugboat Presley

by Ian Danger February 6, 2007

cranial luge

Sniffing cocaine. Doing coke by luge-ing it up your nose.

We were in the bathroom participating in the two man cranial luge

by Ian Danger February 6, 2007