Lewisville

A boring city about 30 minutes north of Dallas, Tx. Population is around 90,000. The place where I live. The High School's football team won the state championship twice. If you've heard of this town, it's most likely because if the story where to kids killed their younger brother.
Damn, Lewisvile is boring.
by Ian February 05, 2005
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wagina

how a drunkard pronounces the word "vagina"
damn im drunk and horny! i need me some wagina!
by Ian December 03, 2004
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DNF

tl;dr : Approx. 14 Years

DNF is a unit of time applied to the development of a computer game sequel, or the next title in a series.

The abbreviation expands to: Duke Nukem Forever

This is a unit of time somewhere between "taking forever", "never going to happen," and officially "when it's done". The actual value of DNF is approximately 14 years. The origin is from the severely protracted development of the game of the same name.
guy: "So looks like GTA 6 is about 0.6DNF right now"
other guy: "Yeah, those leaks seem like a good sign though"
guy: "Yeah, but its taking forever"
other guy: "lol"
by ian September 21, 2022
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Beeftits

Very large and unattractive breasts. Usually found on 'hefer' like women in excess of 250 pounds. Beef tits are large flabs of flesh that pancake and hang uselessly against the body of the horribly unattractive woman they are attached to. They typically have large stretched out nipples that are about the size of a CD, and allthough I've never come into contact with any, I reckon they stink! (due to the fact that the woman cannot lift them to clean under them properly)
Holy fuck that fat cow of a woman has some huge "beeftits"
by Ian December 07, 2003
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right on

a phrase use when you are not really paying attention to another person but don't want to give it away....
i went to the coolest country concert last night and dolly parton was rocking so hard her boots almost fell off......
right on.......
by ian May 06, 2004
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Railroaded

Anal intercourse of such vehemence that the reciever is pushed forward a significant distance.
Suzy: "Josh f'ing railroaded me right off the bed last night! I almost broke my platella from the fall."
by Ian February 11, 2005
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Chubsy

An insult that refers to someone of a hefty stature. Usually used when you are suddenly ticked off by an idiot and can’t think of a better way to make them feel bad at that very moment. An excellent way to convey your frustration about an oaf when you are cut off driving or in a crowded mall.
"Move it along now chubsy!"
"jesus look at chubsy here blocking the flow!"
by Ian December 15, 2003
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