ctm

ctm, acronym of the phrase, "Chuckling To Myself".

Origins circa 1998.

Use arouse from instant messaging through Yahoo! messenger.
Where when realised rarely anyone actually 'Laughs Out Loud' (lol), the more truthful & correctly expressive of ones behaviour 'Chuckling to Myself' was applied to messages instead.

Sean: Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other & says "Dam!"

Pete: ctm
by Ian January 01, 2006
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cross town traffic

Not to be confused with the Jimi Hendrix song, cross town traffic, is a deed of love making/ coprophelia/ scat fetish/ poop love in which to lovers/fuckers both drop trough and poop into each others buttholes simultaneously. This act, in its purest form, is physically impossible, however, in theory it can one of the most beautiful acts of love making that ever existed.
HEY! BRO! me and that girl last night was KARAZEE we fucking partook in cross town traffic all night all over the frat house.

SISTA, SISTA, SISTA, I nabbed me some hawt white boy dick last night and we scatted, tossed each others salads and even did this crazy ass white boy thing called cross town traffic. To say the least I was thorougly satisfied.
by ian September 12, 2007
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And then i found 20 dollars

Dino: so this one time, me and my friend russel, you know my friend russel right?
by Ian October 13, 2004
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tittyfart

where the titty is wet and gets slaped with the other to create a tittyfart.
dude, your mom had the biggest tittyfart ever lastnight.
by Ian February 26, 2005
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pokey

i gon fuck dat fat pokey
by Ian June 23, 2004
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I ain't fuck ya

To be completely honest with someone. A promise not to play head games or beat about the bush. Beautiful.
"I ain't fuck ya. That diamond necklace is really worth $2 million. I'll sell it to you for $20."
by ian January 22, 2004
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sausage knockers

Droopy breasts......tits that drop parallel like sausages hanging off a butchers rail.
Jaysus, did you see the sausage knockers on that 'aul one?
by Ian July 18, 2003
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