IaN's definitions

Railroaded

Anal intercourse of such vehemence that the reciever is pushed forward a significant distance.

Suzy: "Josh f'ing railroaded me right off the bed last night! I almost broke my platella from the fall."

by Ian February 11, 2005

half cut

Being fairly buzzed, but not quite drunk.

I was only half cut so I was able to get away from the cops. I can't feel my penis.

by Ian January 20, 2004

Arabian Sand Goggles

Placing ones testicles over the eye-lids of another.

Ian proceeded to shade the sun from Jason's eyes by giving him the Arabian sand Goggles

by Ian March 11, 2004

Chode

Just a cherry helmet surrounded by foliage. No fun at all.

I went to savour his cherry delight but got a nose-full of foliage an a chode for what might!

by Ian November 20, 2003

tossle

A mans penis, sometimes use for masterbation.

Jason went to work on his tossle until it puked love gravey on the pages of my new magazine

by Ian March 21, 2005

bog of eternal stench

minge, pie, snatch, puss, fur purse, bat cave, velvet goldmine, tunnel of love, flaps, love dungeon, hole, pokey space, tampon socket, man hole, mingus, soggy moggy, beaver, mott, front bum, fur bucket, cock holster.

He snatched my pie, raked in my fur purse for loose change, rattled my flaps, left a snail trail through my love dungeon and disappeared into the bog of eternal stench.

by Ian April 21, 2004

thacker (n.)

the act of a woman releasing cum from her asshole that was shot into her after butt fucking.
the cum with usually appear greenish-brownish-yellow.

dude, thackers are nasty.

by ian April 29, 2004