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VaporScare

A threat or conspiracy that either turns out to be bogus, or simply fails to materialize.
The administration's claim that terrorists would attack us using bomb-laden sparrows turned out to be just another VaporScare.
by Ian January 2, 2005
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agg

hardcore, badass, big pimpin, super fly, cool, nifty, sharp
damn you, that car is so agged out
by ian December 6, 2003
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brightmore

Part of a family of stoners

Youngest stoner is Ian brightmore, Resident of the crown courts in grimsby
Brightmore! Come over here and neck some shotties!
by IaN October 5, 2004
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land shark

1.n. An Ultimate term used when, at the end of a game, a male drops his pants, lodges a disc in his butt-crack, and the team carries him around the field cheering "land shark land shark land shark"

2.v. to become a land shark.
1. "No one wanted to lift the land shark above their heads out of fear that his penis would be flogging them all."

2. "I swear, if we win this game, I'm gonna land shark."
by ian November 17, 2004
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Stoned Slackers

Viewing Audience of The Daily Show, according to Bill O'Reily. Studies have shown that contrary to O'Reily's position, viewers of The Daily Show are obscenely better informed and more well educated than viewers of O'Reily's show on Fox News. Rather than being evidence that marijuana is good for you, this is merely evidence that Fox News is for idiot freepers, and that a "fake news" comedy show is more educational than The O'Reily Factor.
Even a bunch of stoned slackers are smarter than the people who watch Fox News, so Bill O'Reily should just shut-up.
by Ian December 7, 2004
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wagina

how a drunkard pronounces the word "vagina"
damn im drunk and horny! i need me some wagina!
by Ian December 3, 2004
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queekle

a male reproductive organ
a penis
a cock
a wanger
a weiner
a sausage
a salami
a one-eyed trouser snake
a johnson
a fuckstick
a tallywacker
manmeat
a schlong
more... but im lazy
Ian publicly exposed his queekle last night in front of a bunch of drunk girls.
by Ian April 11, 2004
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