IaN's definitions

VaporScare

A threat or conspiracy that either turns out to be bogus, or simply fails to materialize.

The administration's claim that terrorists would attack us using bomb-laden sparrows turned out to be just another VaporScare.

by Ian January 2, 2005

land shark

1.n. An Ultimate term used when, at the end of a game, a male drops his pants, lodges a disc in his butt-crack, and the team carries him around the field cheering "land shark land shark land shark"

2.v. to become a land shark.

1. "No one wanted to lift the land shark above their heads out of fear that his penis would be flogging them all."

2. "I swear, if we win this game, I'm gonna land shark."

by ian November 17, 2004

suck wind

v. to be a butt-kisser or to constantly be tailing someone around.

"Dave in accounting sucks wind so much, he'll be president in no time."

by ian November 17, 2004

Jabroni

A job-less loser who frequents A4E in Birkenhead.

"Get a job you Jabroni."

"Shut up Carro"

by Ian April 13, 2005

Retro-mation

An animation style were the animator make his/her animated cartoon emulate silent films of the 1890s-1930s.Or the animated cartoon emulates old film stock from 1940s-1970s.Other forms of Retro-mation may also be made to have a grainy appearance to emulate the classic era of film in Hollywood from the 1930s-1960s. Not all Retro-mation needs to be in black and white but it adds a Nostalgic effect to the cartoon.
This style is very common in Flash Animation.

The Vaudeville cartoons are examples of Retro-mation

by ian May 13, 2005

fuck

Can be used as almost every word in a sentence.

Fuck the fucking fuckers!

by Ian October 12, 2006

Farmer*

A totally ownage wolfenstein player. A hacker, but very good. FX Slaya loves his cack also.

Farmer* Just raged my fucking face

by Ian November 22, 2004