bitchslap

To smack a punk with the basckside of ones hand

Kody would bitchslap Jayme if he hit whores.

by Ian February 08, 2003

Christmas

The Christian Chanukah.

Christmas is the Jewish Chanukah.

by Ian December 15, 2004

dogs eggs

In olden days, when lucky dogs use to be fed on dead animal bones, their craps use to be white in colour. In some cases, they were semi-round and hence the name.

Oh crap, I've just stood on some dogs eggs.

by Ian November 24, 2004

Shitlips

Someone who provides oral stimulation to anothers anus.

Someone who tongues bum.

by Ian April 10, 2003

slide

To punch someone in the face.

Keep talking and i'm gonna slide your ass.

by Ian April 21, 2004

SARS

Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome. Screws up your lungs and kills old people. Most victims don't die. Started in China, not Japan, and most Americans form their own racist opinion about it and post it up in the urban dictionary.

Person 1: I've got SARS.
Person 2: Shame. Wanna go to the ballgame?

by Ian May 26, 2003

mission

A method of describing a journey or task or great difficulty, boredom, or length.

"We had to pick up, mission it all across town, and drop off in Lizzie's."

"I'm on a damn mission with the wind blowing." (ie: Rolling in the wind.)

by Ian February 20, 2004