IaN's definitions

safrican

of south africa

i'm proudly safrican

by Ian December 21, 2003

dudebitch

A man(?) who wears girls pants and/or makeup. Looks like a woman. Closet homosexual.

Also known as 'emo-kids'. They might say they're hardcore, but they're not. Just gay.

That dudebitch over there just got his ass kicked.

by Ian April 23, 2005

brightmore

Part of a family of stoners

Youngest stoner is Ian brightmore, Resident of the crown courts in grimsby

Brightmore! Come over here and neck some shotties!

by IaN October 5, 2004

bear

The most common definition of a "bear" is a man who is hairy, has facial hair, and a cuddly body. However, the word "Bear" means many things to different people, even within the bear movement. Many men who do not have one or all of these characteristics define themselves as bears, making the term a very loose one. Suffice it to say, "bear" is often defined as more of an attitude than anything else - a sense of comfort with our natural masculinity and bodies that is not slavish to the vogues of male attractiveness that is so common in gay circles and the culture at large.

Check out American Bear Magazine

by Ian January 8, 2004

blingblang

the plural of bling bling. exxagerated opulence.

yo, that car is BLING BLANG!

by IAN January 22, 2004

Fup

Fat Upper Pussy, denotes the large roll of flesh directly above the vaginal opening on a large woman.

I didn't even have to work for the big "O". the Fup did all the moving for me!

by Ian May 13, 2005

NIA

Navy Issue Ass

This is the extra-large ass that seamen, particularly females, are issued in tech school in the US Navy.

The wide load sign, flashers, reflectors, and backup signal neccesary for the safe transport of an NIA are not issued and must be purchased by the individual seaman.

"Man, that girl would be cute if she didn't have that NIA!"

"None of my civilian clothes fit since I got my NIA."

"The NIA may be used as a floatation device."

by Ian December 3, 2005