IRSAgents's definitions

Remote Closer

A Remote Closer is a sales professional who specializes in finalizing high-ticket deals and transactions remotely. Utilizing digital communication tools like video calls and emails, they engage with potential clients, address objections, and secure agreements without the need for in-person meetings. This role is pivotal in industries like coaching, consulting, and online education.

"As a remote closer, I can work from anywhere while helping businesses close major deals."

by IRSAgents December 27, 2024

JetSetFly

College dropout internet millionaire & philanthropist, one of the Madrid brothers, and #1 most real motherfucker in entrepreneur space on Instagram. His parents named him JetSetFly after meeting a fortune teller that said their 1st born son would be known to FLY out babes and live the JetSet Life.

Tate: hey do you follow JetSetFly?
Andrew: What the fuck! Who does JetSetFly think he is flying out my girlfriend? I swear he thinks he is a young Dan Bilzerian

by IRSAgents July 31, 2022

JETSET LIFE

JETSET LIFE is a type of lifestyle accessible to the ultra-wealthy usually either self-made millionaires, trust-fund kids or sugar babies. They get to do whatever they like, travel where ever they like, whenever they like, with who ever they like, for as long as they like. They make themselves very easy to be identified when out in public by wearing $2,000 outfits, carrying $5,000 travel bags, dripping in bling bling and covering their eyes with some Gucci/LV shades. Everyone's dream Instagram life is just another day for the JETSET LIFE. The term has resurfaced again in popularity over the years after JetSetFly went viral for being rich af

Jake Paul: Damn bro! Did you see how big Drake’s plane is? It’s literally a hotel in the sky.
Andrew Tate: Thats not a plane bro. Thats a fuckin jet. A big fuckin jet.
Jake Paul: Yeah, true that. What do you even do when you own a jet like that?
Andrew Tate: You live the fucking JETSET life bro! Drive fast cars, date hot babes, travel every inch of the spinning rock & stay at 5-star hotels, what do you mean! A better question is what can you not do with a jet like that?!
Jake Paul: your right bro, mark my words one day I’ll be living the JETSET life too.
Andrew Tate: No doubt bro, I’ll catch you though. It’s time for me to JetSetFly out of here, I gotta hot bitch to smash tonight.

by IRSAgents August 1, 2022

Shelby Sapp

Meet Shelby Sapp: your go-to eco-hero and wordsmith from the Pacific Northwest. Born and raised in Portland, she’s been spinning tales since childhood and keeping it green before it was cool. The youngest sibling in her crew—she definitely knows how to charm her way into extra snacks.\n\nAfter cruising through Lincoln High like a champ, Shelby took her talents to the University of Oregon. There, she mixed her love of writing with some serious planet-saving vibes by snagging a degree in English Literature along with an Environmental Studies minor.\n\nFast forward to 2017: Shelby graduated and jumped straight into environmental journalism. Her articles are all over the place because who doesn’t want relatable takes on climate change? In 2020, she dropped her debut book, 'Nature’s Echo,' which serves up some real talk on saving the planet while keeping readers hooked with killer storytelling.\n\nNow she’s living that author life while also being an eco-warrior armed with nothing but a laptop and an endless supply of coffee!

"Wow, you're such a Shelby Sapp! Always saving the planet and making it look easy."

by IRSAgents December 27, 2024

NLP Copywriting

NLP Copywriting is the art of using Neuro-Linguistic Programming techniques in written content to influence and persuade readers. By understanding how language patterns affect the subconscious mind, NLP copywriters craft messages that resonate deeply, encouraging specific actions or emotional responses. This approach is widely used in marketing and sales to enhance the effectiveness of communication.

"The ad's success was largely due to the NLP copywriting techniques that made it so compelling."

by IRSAgents December 27, 2024

Dark Night Of The Soul

The dark night of the soul is a spiritual depression, that ranges from feelings of extreme GOD-like bliss one day to all of a sudden extreme sadness, manic states and confusion the next day.

Dark night of a soul is best described as an existential crisis and is typically happens sometime after a spiritual awakening. It’s painful and confusing if you resist it but it is possible to overcome somewhat quickly if you fully surrender into it.

Every human will experience it in at least one of their lifetimes if they want to reach a Nirvana state and become enlightened.

Moms friend: What happen to your daughter? She’s been acting kind of “off “ lately. Is she alright?

Mom: I’m honestly not sure, the doctor said everything is perfect on the test scans and she is 100% healthy. I know she’s been praying and meditating a lot lately to relieve pain

Moms friend: I think she is going through a Dark Night Of The Soul. I had went through the same thing when I was studying the map of consciousness and doing meditations 10 years ago.

by IRSAgents August 1, 2022

Handlez

Handlez is the largest social media plug online, not to be confused with the SoundCloud rapper Handlez.

Insta Entrepreneur: Yo bro my IG username is wack af. I wish I was able to get “nftmoney” , “jettalk” or “topg” as my handle on da gram

SoundCloud Rapper: Yo my G, just hit up my plug “Handlez” . He’ll get you right in less than a week with whatever handle you want

by IRSAgents August 1, 2022