SOS

Tit or Tat
Shit or Shat
Ain't no one got any time for that
I hope you enjoyed this stupid rhyme
And that you think of it all the time
by IHateyoutoo,Austin!!! January 22, 2019
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National Weiner Day

Yesterday was National Ravioli Day, so what the hay. Endorsed by Oscar Meyer and Hillshire Farms.
by IHateyoutoo,Austin!!! March 21, 2019
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YHIMF

Your Hate Is My Fuel
You Anteater Douchenozzel Bandana Banana Hammock Unpleasant Symphonic Rhapsody Gaslighting Cyclone of narcosistoolostic rage
YHIMF, mother fucker. Try it again and I will kick your nut sack so hard, you'll be screaming for yo momma
by IHateyoutoo,Austin!!! January 28, 2019
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WAW

Tina: "Hey Jim, why don't you just take a hint and WAW today?!"
Jim:"Is that a threat??? Come at me brah, you've really got me shaking in dese boots"
Tina:"shuut up motherfucker"
Jim: "I can't help I'm retarded, I was born in Rockford"
by IHateyoutoo,Austin!!! February 12, 2019
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SBC

Similar to the more widely coined term, thunder cunt, or TC, this individual takes it to the next level, which is the acronym for Sonic Boom Cunt. Typically goes by the name Bill and occasionally Tim. Likes to dance around the house with a lace parasol, singing I feel pretty...also recognizable by their constant thinking that every woman wants them and their own unique way of wooing by talking about their own fecal movements. Charming to say the least.
That SBC walked into that bar like he owned the place....
by IHateyoutoo,Austin!!! January 22, 2019
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Doucheometer

The level in which your intuition kicks in and tells your gut you are dealing with a level of. Douchness, far beyond any basic level of comprehension.
Usually your doucheometer kicks in when you recognize the effects experienced by the typical recognizable attributes, such as: "What are you talking about? It was you, not me" when discussing the fact that you know damn well the nutella jar is empty and you didn't have any...

Claims the order was for him and then runs off with your pizza that you already paid for...

Sees you coming with an assload of shopping bags and then proceeds to lock and deadbolt the door, while staring through the glass at you with a mildly disdainful smirk...
And after all of this, proceeds to tell you, YOURE THE TROLL!!!!!!
by IHateyoutoo,Austin!!! January 30, 2019
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