IHateyoutoo,Austin!!!'s definitions

Fuck You

Mr, Mrs, Ms whatever you are. Go find another puppet cuz I'm not your and will never have any feelings for you. You're pathetic.

Fuck You, go jump off a cliff.

by IHateyoutoo,Austin!!! January 11, 2019

YHIMF

Your Hate Is My Fuel
You Anteater Douchenozzel Bandana Banana Hammock Unpleasant Symphonic Rhapsody Gaslighting Cyclone of narcosistoolostic rage

YHIMF, mother fucker. Try it again and I will kick your nut sack so hard, you'll be screaming for yo momma

by IHateyoutoo,Austin!!! January 28, 2019

ABD

Athiestic Boner Deficiency

ABD: "When talk of The Big Bang theory, brings you to your knees"....

by IHateyoutoo,Austin!!! February 22, 2019

National Weiner Day

Yesterday was National Ravioli Day, so what the hay. Endorsed by Oscar Meyer and Hillshire Farms.

National Weiner Day is the Bomb...

by IHateyoutoo,Austin!!! March 21, 2019

SOS

Tit or Tat
Shit or Shat
Ain't no one got any time for that
I hope you enjoyed this stupid rhyme
And that you think of it all the time

SOS, please help me, Busta Rhyme

by IHateyoutoo,Austin!!! January 22, 2019

Doucheometer

The level in which your intuition kicks in and tells your gut you are dealing with a level of. Douchness, far beyond any basic level of comprehension.

Usually your doucheometer kicks in when you recognize the effects experienced by the typical recognizable attributes, such as: "What are you talking about? It was you, not me" when discussing the fact that you know damn well the nutella jar is empty and you didn't have any...

Claims the order was for him and then runs off with your pizza that you already paid for...

Sees you coming with an assload of shopping bags and then proceeds to lock and deadbolt the door, while staring through the glass at you with a mildly disdainful smirk...
And after all of this, proceeds to tell you, YOURE THE TROLL!!!!!!

by IHateyoutoo,Austin!!! January 30, 2019