Definitions by IAN

constipator 

One who disturbs your shit and annoys you.

See greenblatt

Robert Greenblatt sure is a constipator, because he cancelled Dead Like Me, one of his network's most top rated shows. This has angered the show's fans, who are cancelling their subscriptions in record numbers.

constipator by Ian January 13, 2005

nigget 

also written as "nighat", the original lady of class

"look at her, miss nighat

nigget by ian January 9, 2005

partatious 

Having to do with or not having to do with anything. When you just need a big word to fill in a sentence so that you sound like you know what you are talking about.
Also spelled partaqtious (q is silent and used because q's are not used enough in the english language.

It was with strong emotion and a feeling of glee that I asked for her partatious answer.

partatious by Ian January 7, 2005

e-tones 

mobile based forum that kicks ass :D

lets go hang out on e-tones!.....

e-tones by IAN January 4, 2005

VaporScare 

A threat or conspiracy that either turns out to be bogus, or simply fails to materialize.

The administration's claim that terrorists would attack us using bomb-laden sparrows turned out to be just another VaporScare.

VaporScare by Ian January 2, 2005

tshizzle 

THE HOTTEST SHIRTS on the market

What you aint wearing a Tshizzle what the fuck?!?!?!?!?

tshizzle by ian December 31, 2004

nirgin 

a person who has had sex.

All those girls over there are nirgins.

nirgin by Ian December 25, 2004