5 more minutes

Not 5 minutes
Usually when people say 5 more minutes they are slower than people that say 6 more minutes

A:When are you coming
B:5 more minutes (gets slapped through the screen)
A:dont be lyin brah.

by IAMTHETRUTHMAN June 18, 2023

Invisible

My da- AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!!!!
Or a feeling that no one cares about you

A: man i feel so invisible
B:...

by IAMTHETRUTHMAN June 18, 2023

Cumin

Cumin

A:knock-knock
B:whose there

A:cumin
B:cumin who
A:can i cumin please

by IAMTHETRUTHMAN June 18, 2023

Ginger

A word use to make someone racist

A:Whats this scrambled word ngreig or i will kill ur papa
B:ern uhh NIGG-(Gunshots)

A:its ginger, kids dont be racist even if your parents have to die

by IAMTHETRUTHMAN June 18, 2023

Hi

Depending on how many i's are in the back its diffrent

Hi- I want to greet you
Hii- I misstyped
Hiii- I am exited to talk to you
Hiiii- I dont wanna talk to you
Hiiiii- I am a serial killer and want to kill you
Hiiiiii-I am at your front door
Hiiiiiii-May god bless your soul
Hiiiiiiii-its a cat... Or is it.

Hiiiiiiiii-call the ambulance i am having a stroke
Hiiiiiiiiii-defo a cat
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii- (redacted)

A:hi
B:hey
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A:hii
B:heey
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A:hiii

B:WAS GUD MAN
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A:Hiiii
B:hi
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A:hiiiii
B:hi?
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A:hiiiiii
B:why you put so many i's, it's wei-
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A:hiiiiiii
B: AHHH HELP ME PLS SOMEBODY HELP IM BEING KIDNAPPED AND FORCED TO WRITE URBAN DICTIONARY PO-
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C:hiiiiiiii
D:meow
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C:Hiiiiiiiii
D: WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW
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C:Hiiiiiiiiii
D:meows cutely
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C:Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
D:SCP-■■■■■ Where are you right now

by IAMTHETRUTHMAN June 17, 2023

Bottle of water

Used to make fun of bri-ish people AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAH

A: do you want a drink with that sir
B: oh sure, can i get a bo'oh'o wa'er
A: can you say that again
B: what bo oh o wa er
A: BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA U FORGOT YOUR T'S OR SOMETHING "mate" DID YOU RUN OUT OF "T" BECAUSE U DRANKED IT ALL, ITS BOTTLE OF WATER U IDIOT
B:nah this man violating

by IAMTHETRUTHMAN June 18, 2023

Bin Laden

Obamna's boyfriend

I hate Bin laden

by IAMTHETRUTHMAN June 17, 2023