Definitions by I. R. Mullins

Week's Mom 

A woman so incredibly fat you can't tell if she is kneeling, standing, or jumping up and down.

On a ggood day, you can almost see across Week's Mom

Week's Mom by I. R. Mullins May 7, 2004

Week's Mom 

A very morbidly obese woman that likes to have sex with anything, especially while eating ham sandwiches.

The closest thing I've ever had to gay sex is Week's Mom.

Week's Mom by I. R. Mullins May 6, 2004