I. Lowndes's definitions

careless wrister

An act of self masturbation in public areas such as lavatories, like pop star George Michael (who also had a no 1 hit in the UK during the 80's with "Careless Whisper)

Its his own fault he was arrested, he shouldnt be such a careless wrister! fancy having a wank in such a prolific area!!

by I. Lowndes October 28, 2006

splat box

A vagina thats had far too many semen injections, very well known throughout the chav community.

Fuck me do you want a sponge for that dear, your splat box is overflowing.

by I. Lowndes November 6, 2008