I. C. Depipol's definitions

david mitchell

Let me be the first to congratulate you on your decision to join the Mitchellian fandom, a noble step in the right direction towards a life of shortcomings and concessions. You may be thinking, in fact I know you are thinking, "I don't want to join this ridiculous cult " Let's be honest lad, who does?
(Not to be confused with David Cameron)

Lee: Look at James he just got totally rejected by that girl
Rob: And look at 'im now! Getting ready to throw himself off the Brooklyn bridge
Vince: Lad pulled a David Mitchell, that's for sure. What a unit.

by I. C. Depipol March 8, 2019

Bread Gang

Du Riffest Tuffest gang in du whole streetz yo!

Dude 1: Yo you want a fight homes?
Dude 2: Ay yo dont mess with his shit, that nigga is bread gang all day, son!

by I. C. Depipol March 8, 2019

Bill Cosby

An American hero and the one true son of God set to bring peace to the world.

Supposed "rapist"

Francis: What are you doing?

Vincent: Praying to Bill Cosby
Francis: Same

by I. C. Depipol October 2, 2018

Slayter

Someone who gets butthurt because his name isn't on urban dictionary.

Slayter: My name is so rare it's not even on here.

by I. C. Depipol May 22, 2018

HS

Herbs and spices

KFC secret recipe has 11 HS
"Bitches don't know my herbs and spices"
-Colonel Harland Sanders

by I. C. Depipol May 20, 2018

a bit large

When something isn't quite large and it isn't quite big. This phrase should be used only as a last resort.

James: That thing is huge
Vince: NO. It is a bit large. Also I shagged your wife

by I. C. Depipol March 2, 2018