Pianosexual

To be sexually attracted to people who play pianos or/and pianos.

Tim: do you have a Piano

Jim: yes why?
Tim: HOT DID U KNOW I'M 'PIANOSEXUAL'

by I just sat on a pinapple April 06, 2016

Children

The devils spawn

Man: what is those strange alien things
Woman: there my 'children'

by I just sat on a pinapple April 06, 2016

Penis

What will one day be useless when lesbians rule the world

Gary had a hairy 'penis' and it was erectile

by I just sat on a pinapple April 06, 2016