Children

Man: what is those strange alien things
Woman: there my 'children'
mugGet the Childrenmug.

Pianosexual

To be sexually attracted to people who play pianos or/and pianos.
Tim: do you have a Piano

Jim: yes why?
Tim: HOT DID U KNOW I'M 'PIANOSEXUAL'
mugGet the Pianosexualmug.

Penis

What will one day be useless when lesbians rule the world
Gary had a hairy 'penis' and it was erectile
mugGet the Penismug.