A saying spoken by U.S. Army Drill Sergeants whenever something appears comical to them, due to the Drill Sergeants inability to speak more than two words without cussing, they will often implant curse words in the middle phrases where they have no business being.
Private: Drill Sergeant my knee bone is sticking out of my leg.
Drill Sergeant: Ha-Mother-Fucking-Ha, Front Leaning Rest Position Move!!!
(Translation)
Drill Sergeant: I find your pain and discomfort comical to me and I would like you to do push ups to further increase your pain and vicariously my amusement at said pain.
Drill Sergeant: Ha-Mother-Fucking-Ha, Front Leaning Rest Position Move!!!
(Translation)
Drill Sergeant: I find your pain and discomfort comical to me and I would like you to do push ups to further increase your pain and vicariously my amusement at said pain.
by I got you back July 13, 2009
Get the Ha-Mother-Fucking-Hamug. When you sit in a co-workers chair and fart with your butt pressed firmly into the seat, thus causing the odor to be trapped in the seat cushion. It's like planting a bomb but stinky.
Man 1: (sits down at his chair) Why do I smell a fart when there's nobody around me?
Man 2: I gave you a creeper fart like 20 minutes ago.
Man 2: I gave you a creeper fart like 20 minutes ago.
by I got you back July 12, 2009
Get the creeper fartmug. The often unintentional theft of a friend or acquaintances lighter, many times this act is a subconscious force of habit, but is just as often not an accident. Most people realize that any lighters they buy might get lighter gamed so they purchase cheap ones in bulk.
Man 1: Dude where did my Incredible Hulk lighter go?
Man 2: Chalk it up to the lighter game.
Man 3: Yeah dude you’ve just been lighter gamed!
Man 2: Chalk it up to the lighter game.
Man 3: Yeah dude you’ve just been lighter gamed!
by I got you back July 12, 2009
Get the Lighter Gamemug. A celebration that can last up to weeks after Christmas, where late shipments still arrive in the mail many days after they were ordered online.
Amazonukah lasted 17 days after Christmas this year as many of my gifts were coming from Santa's new workshop conveniently located in China due to it's cheaper labor.
by I got you back December 23, 2014
Get the Amazonukahmug. A play on the word fucking, but used in a situation where you wouldnt be able to say fucking.
May also be used to describe mach fucking, or dirty dancing.
May also be used to describe mach fucking, or dirty dancing.
Teacher: class is it ok to fauxk your cousin?
Class: WTF?!?
Bill: Where's Ted?
Jim: I think he's fauxking that skank on the dance floor.
Class: WTF?!?
Bill: Where's Ted?
Jim: I think he's fauxking that skank on the dance floor.
by I got you back June 29, 2009
Get the Fauxkingmug. The first jerk of the day. This is the reason god invented morning wood. Popularized by Alligator Dave in the song Spank My Monkey.
Man 1: I had a mean case of morning wood today.
Man 2: What did you do?
Man 1: I got started chopping the lumber down of course.
Man 2: What did you do?
Man 1: I got started chopping the lumber down of course.
by I got you back July 19, 2009
Get the chopping the lumber downmug. When all you have is 3 bucks and you want to get royally stuffed, purchase a double cheese burger, a mc chicken and a small order of fries. seperate the double cheese burger so that you have a bun with beef on it on either side. add the chicken fillet from the mc chicken and put fries on top of th chicken in between the beef, then reconstruct the burger.
by I got you back March 15, 2009
Get the Mc Froogledooglemug.