bean wood

Getting sexually aroused by a mexican. Normally requires an erect penis but can also work for erect nipples.

Maria over there just gave me major bean wood. Hell, she gave the whole basesball team bean wood

by I got you back July 12, 2009

Testing the Gay Waters

The way a gay friend might very slowly introduce the idea that he would like to see if he can convert you.

Man 1: Last night I was talking to one of my buddies online and he told me in the middle of the conversation the he just finished masturbating.

Man 2: Dude I think he was Testing the Gay Waters.

by I got you back September 20, 2009

Shitatorium

Another name for a bathroom/water closet/ head/ wash room/ powder room/ crapper

Man 1: Where did Jose go?

Man 2: He’s busy destroying the Shitatorium with an un-godly torrent of Mexican food based shit!

by I got you back July 12, 2009

Nose Taint

The part of skin on the underside of the nose betwixt the cartilage and the thick skin. The part that gets peirced for a septum piercing

When I went to Get my Septum pierced the Piercer grabbed my nose and said "Got your nose taint".

by I got you back April 12, 2009

Mc Froogledoogle

When all you have is 3 bucks and you want to get royally stuffed, purchase a double cheese burger, a mc chicken and a small order of fries. seperate the double cheese burger so that you have a bun with beef on it on either side. add the chicken fillet from the mc chicken and put fries on top of th chicken in between the beef, then reconstruct the burger.

Man 1: are you hungry bro?

Man 2: dude im royally stuffed because i had a Mc Froogledoogle

by I got you back March 15, 2009

Lighter Game

The often unintentional theft of a friend or acquaintances lighter, many times this act is a subconscious force of habit, but is just as often not an accident. Most people realize that any lighters they buy might get lighter gamed so they purchase cheap ones in bulk.

Man 1: Dude where did my Incredible Hulk lighter go?

Man 2: Chalk it up to the lighter game.

Man 3: Yeah dude you’ve just been lighter gamed!

by I got you back July 12, 2009

Fauxking

A play on the word fucking, but used in a situation where you wouldnt be able to say fucking.

May also be used to describe mach fucking, or dirty dancing.

Teacher: class is it ok to fauxk your cousin?

Class: WTF?!?

Bill: Where's Ted?
Jim: I think he's fauxking that skank on the dance floor.

by I got you back June 29, 2009