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A saying spoken by U.S. Army Drill Sergeants whenever something appears comical to them, due to the Drill Sergeants inability to speak more than two words without cussing, they will often implant curse words in the middle phrases where they have no business being.
Private: Drill Sergeant my knee bone is sticking out of my leg.
Drill Sergeant: Ha-Mother-Fucking-Ha, Front Leaning Rest Position Move!!!
(Translation)
Drill Sergeant: I find your pain and discomfort comical to me and I would like you to do push ups to further increase your pain and vicariously my amusement at said pain.
Drill Sergeant: Ha-Mother-Fucking-Ha, Front Leaning Rest Position Move!!!
(Translation)
Drill Sergeant: I find your pain and discomfort comical to me and I would like you to do push ups to further increase your pain and vicariously my amusement at said pain.
by I got you back July 13, 2009
Get the Ha-Mother-Fucking-Ha mug.Another name for Valentines Day; the holiday is similar to thanksgiving in that the few days leading up to turkey day you abstain from over eating so you can make a total glutton of yourself on the one day where nobody looks down upon such an act. On sexual Thanks giving you abstain from intercourse a few days prior so you can have a marathon sex session that rivals Sting's best efforts, may also be used for an anniversary or birthdays.
Wife: What are we doing for Valentines Day honey?
Husband: You mean sexual thanksgiving, and what do you think we are going to do? You better get ready because I'm going to knock the bottom out of you!!!
Husband: You mean sexual thanksgiving, and what do you think we are going to do? You better get ready because I'm going to knock the bottom out of you!!!
by I got you back July 13, 2009
Get the Sexual ThanksGiving mug.A person or persons who come from the provincial/rural parts of the Philippines where the general population is very poor and as a result the masses must live off the land: these conditions produce Filipinos who are uneducated in "City ways" or "Street smarts”, not unlike the American hillbilly. They will often refer to anecdotes that are common place for them that they fully believe are the norm for the rest of the world. They are not dumb, just uneducated when it comes to the way the rest of the world operates. (You try growing up without running water!)
(These are actual things said by Filipinos I know personally)
Filbilly
EX 1 Filipina: Why are you buying dog food for that dog? In the Philippines dogs eat only leftovers.
EX 2 Filipino: Where I'm from we are taught that in order to have a healthy baby you must drink a lot of beer, this makes the babies stronger.
EX 3 Filipina: Combining shrimp and chicken in one meal will result in cancer.
Filbilly
EX 1 Filipina: Why are you buying dog food for that dog? In the Philippines dogs eat only leftovers.
EX 2 Filipino: Where I'm from we are taught that in order to have a healthy baby you must drink a lot of beer, this makes the babies stronger.
EX 3 Filipina: Combining shrimp and chicken in one meal will result in cancer.
by I got you back July 17, 2009
Get the Filbilly mug.A Bachelor Plate actually refers to a lack of an actual plate. Most of the time the use of a bachelor plate entails eating over the sink or a trash can in order to avoid cleaning/owning an actual plate.
Man 1: Dude, your steak is ready.
Man 2: Why did you just bring me my steak on a fork? Where is the plate bro?
Man 1: I don’t own any, I use bachelor plates, so you can either eat over the trashcan or the sink, your call.
Man 2: Sink, I call the sink!
Man 2: Why did you just bring me my steak on a fork? Where is the plate bro?
Man 1: I don’t own any, I use bachelor plates, so you can either eat over the trashcan or the sink, your call.
Man 2: Sink, I call the sink!
by I got you back July 18, 2009
Get the Bachelor Plate mug.The first jerk of the day; may also be referred to as "chopping the lumber down", this is the reason god invented morning wood.
Man 1: I didn’t have my morning latte and now I’m feeling sluggish.
Man 2: I can do without a latte but I can’t do without my morning jerk, otherwise the whole day is shot.
Man 2: I can do without a latte but I can’t do without my morning jerk, otherwise the whole day is shot.
by I got you back July 19, 2009
Get the Morning Jerk mug.The first jerk of the day. This is the reason god invented morning wood. Popularized by Alligator Dave in the song Spank My Monkey.
Man 1: I had a mean case of morning wood today.
Man 2: What did you do?
Man 1: I got started chopping the lumber down of course.
Man 2: What did you do?
Man 1: I got started chopping the lumber down of course.
by I got you back July 19, 2009
Get the chopping the lumber down mug.Short hand for the worlds largest retailer of video games. Game Stop or G-Stop, or G-Stizzle or even Gizzle-Stizzle is easily the best places to pick up video games because unlike some 24 hour mega stores (I'm not gonna say any names but I'm thinking of a store whose name rhymes with ball-fart), the employees are actually hired based on game knowledge instead of being bounced from the meat department for cutting off their pinky.
Man 1: Where'd you go to pick up this game?
Man 2: Well first I went to an electronics store and some dude kept trying to sell me a paper shredder so I left and went to G-Stop, and the people there where actually informative and knowledgeable. I was able to pick up a used copy for much cheaper then a new one and when I finish it I'm going to pick up that new game that’s about to come out.
Man 2: Well first I went to an electronics store and some dude kept trying to sell me a paper shredder so I left and went to G-Stop, and the people there where actually informative and knowledgeable. I was able to pick up a used copy for much cheaper then a new one and when I finish it I'm going to pick up that new game that’s about to come out.
by I got you back September 12, 2009
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