Definitions by I Saw U2 Live Twice
mindfuck
1. A now scientific and academic but still obscene word for mind manipulation with misinformation, gaslighting and outright lies that are so ridiculous yet are believed by some people. A practice used by cults. Head games, especially on a large scale.
2. Any kind of lie or rumor used in news or education. Absolute bullshit that the source wants you to accept and believe.
2. Any kind of lie or rumor used in news or education. Absolute bullshit that the source wants you to accept and believe.
America has been in a massive mindfuck for years .
1. News media have slipped in fake stories claiming that Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. cheated on his PhD., cheated on his wife, was a pervert or a (drumroll, please) Communist. Total bullshit. A historical mindfuck for the racist whites to justify their hatred.
2. During the 1991 Gulf War the media claimed that the Iraqi desert climate 'made it so that their chemical weapons didn't work' on US soldiers. The whole USA was in a jingoistic massive mindfuck. It was sickening.
3. In school we were taught that Christopher Columbus 'discovered' the New World and brought peace, freedom, Christianity and technology to the Native Americans. Yet even in 2nd grade we read that Norse men came here at least 500 years before. Last year I visited a Huron museum in Quebec City that showed that Norse and Huron had an indirect 'trading Silk Route'. Columbus was no hero, he was a bastard and we were mindfucked with bogus history.
4. Every fucking day Dirtbag Traitor Trump pulls his mindfuck on the public. First the CoVid-19 is a 'hoax', then he wears a mask, then he doesn't, then he blames China for 'inventing' it. He keeps changing the lies all the time, he can't keep up with it and his followers eat up all his crap. It's a massive mindfuck.
5. I've been calling all night and morning, I heard Stacy say to her roomate to tell me she wasn't home. She's been seeing Anthony on the side and she's playing a mindfuck on me. I don't like it.
1. News media have slipped in fake stories claiming that Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. cheated on his PhD., cheated on his wife, was a pervert or a (drumroll, please) Communist. Total bullshit. A historical mindfuck for the racist whites to justify their hatred.
2. During the 1991 Gulf War the media claimed that the Iraqi desert climate 'made it so that their chemical weapons didn't work' on US soldiers. The whole USA was in a jingoistic massive mindfuck. It was sickening.
3. In school we were taught that Christopher Columbus 'discovered' the New World and brought peace, freedom, Christianity and technology to the Native Americans. Yet even in 2nd grade we read that Norse men came here at least 500 years before. Last year I visited a Huron museum in Quebec City that showed that Norse and Huron had an indirect 'trading Silk Route'. Columbus was no hero, he was a bastard and we were mindfucked with bogus history.
4. Every fucking day Dirtbag Traitor Trump pulls his mindfuck on the public. First the CoVid-19 is a 'hoax', then he wears a mask, then he doesn't, then he blames China for 'inventing' it. He keeps changing the lies all the time, he can't keep up with it and his followers eat up all his crap. It's a massive mindfuck.
5. I've been calling all night and morning, I heard Stacy say to her roomate to tell me she wasn't home. She's been seeing Anthony on the side and she's playing a mindfuck on me. I don't like it.
mindfuck by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 21, 2020
sputnik
1. a Russian word for 'fellow traveller'
2. the first satellite to go to space. It was a small sphere with radio antennas thet orbited the Earth.
3. nickname for any Soviet/Russian satellite or spacecraft
4. somebody who is a tool or kisses up to the Russian government
2. the first satellite to go to space. It was a small sphere with radio antennas thet orbited the Earth.
3. nickname for any Soviet/Russian satellite or spacecraft
4. somebody who is a tool or kisses up to the Russian government
1. When I visited St. Peterberg I met Olga who showed me around the city. She's a nice lady and she was my sputnik , my companion during this trip.
2. Sputnik 1 was launched on October 4, 1957 and it made the world wake up. Even though it wasn't much as spacecraft go, it was the FIRST to go into orbit and some nations, esp. the US were afraid the USSR would 'dominate' outer space. That led to the formation of NASA and US space exploration in itself. The same year Sputnik 2 went into orbit carrying a stray mongrel bitch dog named Laika. She was killed by radiation that previously unknown. There was a third a maybe a fourth satellite launched under the official name 'Sputnik'.
3. In the 60s before the manned Apollo 11 mission to the Moon, the USSR sent a sputnik there called Zond 5. All it did was orbit the Moon and it had turtles aboard to see how life forms can handle being in orbit around the Moon.
4. Donald il Douche Trump is a traitor. He hijacked the US Presidency with Russian cyberhacking help and he is on Vladimir Putin's leach. EVERYTHING he does is what Putin wants him to do. Spanky Don ORBITS and sucks up to the Russian dictator in every manner concerning foreign affairs and diplomatic relations. He is a quisling, a Benedict Arnold, a Judas, he licks Putin's pud, he is a sucky boy to the Russian government, he is a SPUTNIK.
2. Sputnik 1 was launched on October 4, 1957 and it made the world wake up. Even though it wasn't much as spacecraft go, it was the FIRST to go into orbit and some nations, esp. the US were afraid the USSR would 'dominate' outer space. That led to the formation of NASA and US space exploration in itself. The same year Sputnik 2 went into orbit carrying a stray mongrel bitch dog named Laika. She was killed by radiation that previously unknown. There was a third a maybe a fourth satellite launched under the official name 'Sputnik'.
3. In the 60s before the manned Apollo 11 mission to the Moon, the USSR sent a sputnik there called Zond 5. All it did was orbit the Moon and it had turtles aboard to see how life forms can handle being in orbit around the Moon.
4. Donald il Douche Trump is a traitor. He hijacked the US Presidency with Russian cyberhacking help and he is on Vladimir Putin's leach. EVERYTHING he does is what Putin wants him to do. Spanky Don ORBITS and sucks up to the Russian dictator in every manner concerning foreign affairs and diplomatic relations. He is a quisling, a Benedict Arnold, a Judas, he licks Putin's pud, he is a sucky boy to the Russian government, he is a SPUTNIK.
sputnik by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 19, 2020
Trash Pop
Generic bland soulless manufactured corporate pop music, spoon-fed for mass consumption especially the youth that the manufacturers think are gullible, dumb and will listen to any stupid bullshit the radio DJs will play on their local radio stations. It has pedestrian lyrics, automated rhythms (often sampled or at least stolen from pervious musical sources), repeating choruses over and over again, banal sexual lyrical themes and more often than not lotsa lotsa lotsa autotune to disguise the fact that the vocalist can't sing worth a damn. It's on the fucking radio dial, on the fucking PA in the supermarket, in the fucking CD bins, on the fucking videos - it's a massive brainwash. There's some good modern, mature, serious music out there but these days you have to look a lot harder to find it.
1. Since the early 90s the Billboard Hot 100 has ceased being relevant (as if it ever reflected America's tastes in the first place). Now there are several charts for several categories - for who else cares. There's the 'adult contemporary' for the suburban white 'soccer mom' urban families, the 'Christian contemporary' pop with a high JPM ('Jesus Per Minute') ratio, the Hot Dance (the higher BPM the better), 'contemporary country' (a bastardized genre run by the 'hat acts') and other Pure Pap For Non-People.
2. Trash Pop stars are often here today, gone tomorrow. They get famous mostly because of their videogenic looks.
3. Trash Pop is so stupid, anybody can assemble it. I'm no songwriter but you could put some LSD or XTC in my drink and I could write better songs than that when I'm stoned. You probably could too.
4. I visited Niagara Falls, NY last year and while the historical sites are still worth checking out, the falls view end is all douched up. $8 burritos, cheap souvenir shops selling cheap junk, parking meters taking $2 change good for 45 minutes tops, 'family-oriented' money-stealing tourist traps galore and an outdoors PA system belching generic stupid trash pop music in the air - all over the fucking place.
2. Trash Pop stars are often here today, gone tomorrow. They get famous mostly because of their videogenic looks.
3. Trash Pop is so stupid, anybody can assemble it. I'm no songwriter but you could put some LSD or XTC in my drink and I could write better songs than that when I'm stoned. You probably could too.
4. I visited Niagara Falls, NY last year and while the historical sites are still worth checking out, the falls view end is all douched up. $8 burritos, cheap souvenir shops selling cheap junk, parking meters taking $2 change good for 45 minutes tops, 'family-oriented' money-stealing tourist traps galore and an outdoors PA system belching generic stupid trash pop music in the air - all over the fucking place.
Trash Pop by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 6, 2020
big burger merger
Daryl: Did you hear about the Big Burger Merger that's going on?
John: No.
Daryl: Ronald McDonald stuck his Big Mac into Wendy's Hot 'n Juicy!
John: Sheeeeeeeeeeee-yiiiiiitttttt!!!!!!!!.
John: No.
Daryl: Ronald McDonald stuck his Big Mac into Wendy's Hot 'n Juicy!
John: Sheeeeeeeeeeee-yiiiiiitttttt!!!!!!!!.
big burger merger by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 19, 2019
Canaca
It's a trade name for a major cannabis growing firm in Canada. The name comes from 'CANAdian CAnnabis'. Since marijuana in all its forms and uses is legal in Canada, this is a major agricultural company that grows hemp plants.
1. I reently took a big vacation going through Canada and New England. I entered Canada at Niagara Falls at bought some reefers and a lighter at a cannabis shop in town. Later on during a pit stop at the Tyendinaga Mohawk Territory I got some gas for my car then I went next door to the Smoke On the Water shop (that's the actual name!) and I bought 3 more yellow submarines. When I arrived at the motel in Ottawa and got settled in for the next day of city touring I pulled out two doobies from my Canaca bottle and lit up.
2. Before I reentered the U.S.A. there were signs stating that you couldn't take weed out of Canada but I already smoked mine anyway. I did save my Canaca bottle and brought it back to America. empty.
2. Before I reentered the U.S.A. there were signs stating that you couldn't take weed out of Canada but I already smoked mine anyway. I did save my Canaca bottle and brought it back to America. empty.
Canaca by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 7, 2019
Zatso?
A slurrish contraction of 'Is that so'? Used more commonly in the eastern US states, particularly New York and the New England region. It's a bit on the sarcastic edge.
Donny: I'm the baddest smartest and best looking superstar in this school. Chicks dig me.
Eddie: Zatso?
Eddie: Zatso?
Zatso? by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 7, 2019
Jedi
somebody who has become a master of his/her trade and profession. This person had a good tutor and has been taught well. A new professional.
Clarence Clemons was an iconic member of Bruce Springsteen's E Street Band for decades and his sax playing always evoked crowd cheers at concerts. After he died in 2011 from a stroke and a fall from which he never recovered, his nephew Jake took over sax duties for Bruce's tours. When I saw the Boss and his E Street Band play in 2014 and again in 2016, I could tell that Jake learned his playing well from his uncle. He is a full-fledged Jedi of saxophone playing.
Jedi by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 7, 2019