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Definitions by I AM THE WALRUS

the awkward dolphin 

A derivative of the "awkward turtle". It is when one assumes a squatting position and then proceeds to make sounds familiar to that of a pregnant walrus (sounds something like this: "urgh urgh urgh urgh urgh!"), whilst waving their arms by their wast. Unlike the turtle however, it is used to create socially awkward situations, rather than emphasize them.
When a person enters the room, everyone does the awkward dolphin to make the newcomer feel awkward for a few seconds. Then act like nothing had happened.

The Wilds 

A renn faire group painted in black and white stripes who resort to penis jokes and drinking before, during and after faire. Known to steal the vikings booze and the dutch wooden shoes.
One of the wilds just shat in my clog.
The Wilds by I am the Walrus July 29, 2008