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Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum"

Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum" is when this female singer, binges on booze. It's my joke, on her "Soak Up The Sun" song.
Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum" song, is when she gets drunk, after partying, out all night, with her friends! My joke!
by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024
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Cuntdai

Cuntdai, is a parody, of Hyundai, a car company, with a retarded pronunciation, of its name. This company, claims, it "rhymes with Sunday," but it should, be pronounced, "Hyunday," instead.
Cuntdai, is a whore's favorite car!
by I'mcrazy April 17, 2025
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Deedlit poll

Here's my second, Record of Lodoss War, Japanse anime joke, about Deedlit, an elven woman, from the series. A Deedlit poll, is based, on the British term, deed poll, which again, according to the Oxford Learner's Dictionary, is a legal document, which a person signs, to change his/her name.
SNE, the Record of Lodoss War creators, gives its British fans, a Deedlit poll, which asks them, if they should change Deedlit's name, to Dido, her other name. A joke!
by I'mcrazy July 10, 2024
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Drag Lightning McQueen

Disney/Pixar’s “Lightning McQueen,” from the Cars movie series, dressed up as a female, do a drag race, with his friend Mater, also dressed up as a female.
When Drag Lightning McQueen, does a race with his friend Mater, only later he discovers it was Mater's idea, all along!
by I'mcrazy July 18, 2023
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The Precession Controversy

This is my parody of the infamous "Procession Controversy," which split The Church, to two parts, the Catholic, and The Orthodox. This is before a third split, appeared in the 16th Century, when The Protestant Church appeared. Note Orthodox, and Protestants, hate The Catholic Church, which is horrible. Why can't all Christians get along? The Apocryphal Gnostic Acts of John, says Jesus's disciples, danced around Jesus, but doesn't say what direction, whether it was clockwise, or counter-clockwise.
The Precession Controversy, could have split the early Gnostic Church, into two parts, The Clockwise Church, and the Counterclockwise Church. The Clockwise Church, says Jesus's disciples, danced around him, clockwise. The Counter-clockwise Church, says they danced around him, counter-clockwise. They even can be a Simultaneous Church, which says half, danced around Jesus clockwise, while the other, danced around him counter-clockwise.
by I'mcrazy September 25, 2022
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Maid You Look!

This is a joke on the singer Meghan Trainor's "Made You Look" song. I will tell more about this, in my example.
What Meghan Trainor, a female singer, decides with her fellow band members, to dress up as maids, and make a "Maid You Look!" maid service? Then they sneak into people's residences, and play music for them! Although they don't clean places, the customers pay them anyways, since they love the songs and music! A joke!
by I'mcrazy April 4, 2023
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The Sinful Sisters

The Sinful Sisters, is my joke, on the famous, The Righteous Brothers. They are The Righteous Brothers' biggest rival.
The Sinful Sisters, are a bunch of women, who do horrible stuff, like chaining up, The Righteous Brothers' "Unchained Melody." A joke! Will The Righteous Brothers, free the melody again? Another joke!
by I'mcrazy April 17, 2025
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