This is my parody of the infamous "Procession Controversy," which split The Church, to two parts, the Catholic, and The Orthodox. This is before a third split, appeared in the 16th Century, when The Protestant Church appeared. Note Orthodox, and Protestants, hate The Catholic Church, which is horrible. Why can't all Christians get along? The Apocryphal Gnostic Acts of John, says Jesus's disciples, danced around Jesus, but doesn't say what direction, whether it was clockwise, or counter-clockwise.
The Precession Controversy, could have split the early Gnostic Church, into two parts, The Clockwise Church, and the Counterclockwise Church. The Clockwise Church, says Jesus's disciples, danced around him, clockwise. The Counter-clockwise Church, says they danced around him, counter-clockwise. They even can be a Simultaneous Church, which says half, danced around Jesus clockwise, while the other, danced around him counter-clockwise.
by I'mcrazy September 26, 2022
A parody of Hyundai, for porn lovers. Since the official slogan says: "Rhymes with Sunday," and they call it pronounce it Sunday, which sounds like The Hun's Yellow Pages, a porn site.
by I'mcrazy December 05, 2023
"I'm coming with you." is a phrase, from Squaresoft's, and now Square Enix's, Final Fantasy Legend II. The original game, is Makai Toushi Saga 2: Hihou Densestu, and the remake, Saga 2: Hihou Densetsu - Goddess of Destiny. Priestess Kai/Ki, from this series, says this phrase, when she joins, the main characters, to fight her nemesis, Lord Ashura.
"I'm coming with you." I must help Goddess Isis, fight atheism! I found out, I am Priestess Kai/Ki, so now I happily believe in Isis, and also God again! Woohoo! Note I also said this, on the Yuzu Nintendo Switch emulator, site!
by I'mcrazy May 02, 2024
Consoleitis, is the problem of console-to-computer ports, where gameplay, is reduced to mindless, bashing of buttons, without any intellectual stimulation.
Square Enix’s “Life Is Strange” series, “Star Ocean: Towards The End of Time,” and “Nier: Automata,” avoid consoleitis, by having deeply philosophical storylines.
by I'mcrazy November 08, 2023
The Pink Phony Club, is my joke, on Chappell Roan's, silly "Pink Pony Club" song, This is, a crazy, and fun song!
In the Pink Phony Club, unlike Chappell Roan's, "Pink Pony Club," you will find, all kinds, of fakes, and liars, congregating here! A joke!
by I'mcrazy May 28, 2025
The official name of the Dwarven republic, to the south of Ljósálfheimr
Norden, also known as Álfheimr Norden. This name is based on Germany's official name, Bundesrepublik Deutschland.
Norden, also known as Álfheimr Norden. This name is based on Germany's official name, Bundesrepublik Deutschland.
Bundesrepublik Dökkálfheimr, the Dwarven republic, is mistakenly named by humans as Svartálfaheimr, the realm of the dark elves. However, the people there are actually dwarves. This country is an economic powerhouse. Dwarves and elves are both intelligent, but use their intelligence in different ways. Dwarves are practical and realist, while elves are idealists and dreamers. Alfheimir Norden is famous for its institutes for higher learning, and Bundesrepublik Dökkálfheimr has many industries.
by I'mcrazy March 31, 2023
My Inner Lord Ashura, are my feelings, of self-hatred, of being a mixed race, and also my depression, hopelessness, and fear, which have driven me, many times, to attempt suicide.
Lord Ashura, is a Square Enix villain, from its Makai Toushi Saga/Final Fantasy Legend series, (Gameboy) especially of its first, and second games, and also its Japan, only remake, Saga 2: Hihou Densetsu - Goddess of Destiny. (DS)
The reason why, I say My Inner Lord Ashura, is that he is, Priestess Kai/Ki's mortal enemy. Only by discovering, with a friend, that I am Priestess Kai/Ki, saved me from suicide. Two other friends, say I originally, was a white girl, and will become again soon. This gives me hope!
Lord Ashura, is a Square Enix villain, from its Makai Toushi Saga/Final Fantasy Legend series, (Gameboy) especially of its first, and second games, and also its Japan, only remake, Saga 2: Hihou Densetsu - Goddess of Destiny. (DS)
The reason why, I say My Inner Lord Ashura, is that he is, Priestess Kai/Ki's mortal enemy. Only by discovering, with a friend, that I am Priestess Kai/Ki, saved me from suicide. Two other friends, say I originally, was a white girl, and will become again soon. This gives me hope!
As I now know, that I am Priestess Kai/Ki, I have conquered, My Inner Lord Ashura, and also my fear of dying, (thanatophobia) as Something Awful, a game BBS, says Priestess Kai/Ki, is immortal. This means I will live forever! Wow!
by I'mcrazy February 07, 2024