zoo poo

refers to the odor of human excrement that smells precisely like the gorilla exhibit at your local zoo.

Alex: "Sorry about the bathroom dude ... burritos."
Frank: "You suck. It kinda smells like gorillas."
Alex: "Mexican always gives me zoo poos."

by I'mTotallyNotDave October 05, 2010

button popper

any button up shirt that is too small to where it looks as if the buttons could pop off any moment. Usually when this person breathes in, the shirt becomes void of wrinkles.

Frank: "This shirt is way too tight, but my other dress shirts were dirty."
Alex: "Well at least you have a tie on that button popper. You could put an eye out."

by I'mTotallyNotDave October 13, 2010

Chat Ninja

That person you wish you didn't know who seems to lurk on facebook or aim waiting for you to log on so they can message you within 2 seconds. You usually know this person from elementary school or they tried to get you in on a pyramid scheme.

6:42 pm <I'mTotallyNotDave> is online
6:42 pm<FamilyGuy24/7> Hey man!! are you sure you don't want to make a ton of money quick selling knives?

6:43 pm<I'mTotallyNotDave> .... effin chat ninja.

6:43 pm<I'mTotallyNotDave> is offline.

by I'mTotallyNotDave November 09, 2010