Someone who sits behind a computer using Facebook as a platform to verbally quarrel about non-issues. The internet equivalent to people who say things like "What chu laughin' at?," " and "Say dat to ma face!"
Victim: Check out this graphic about how much bigger Africa is than most people think.
Facebook Diva: What does the size of Africa have to do with how big kids think this country is? Africa is a continent. Not a country. Let's see how many countries fit in Asia, which is over 5,000,000 sq miles larger than Africa.
Victim: ....
Facebook Diva: What does the size of Africa have to do with how big kids think this country is? Africa is a continent. Not a country. Let's see how many countries fit in Asia, which is over 5,000,000 sq miles larger than Africa.
Victim: ....
by I'mTotallyNotDave April 17, 2013
"Dude, you have to come out with us tonight. You have been Goleming pretty hard."
"Can't. Must finish my Breaking Bad. My precious."
"Can't. Must finish my Breaking Bad. My precious."
by I'mTotallyNotDave August 26, 2013
any button up shirt that is too small to where it looks as if the buttons could pop off any moment. Usually when this person breathes in, the shirt becomes void of wrinkles.
Frank: "This shirt is way too tight, but my other dress shirts were dirty."
Alex: "Well at least you have a tie on that button popper. You could put an eye out."
Alex: "Well at least you have a tie on that button popper. You could put an eye out."
by I'mTotallyNotDave October 11, 2010