I'mTotallyNotDave's definitions

fart camo

the act of clearing your throat, moving your chair, coughing, or making some sort of noise to camouflage the fart you just let loose. This works 34% of the time.

*fart*
*cough*
Alex: "That was some weak fart camo."

by I'mTotallyNotDave November 15, 2010

snake belt

the tendency of back seat belts of newer model cars to continually adjust throughout the ride, slowly constricting the victim like an anaconda. This is more prone in overweight individuals, which leaves the belt pressed into their fat approximately 1 inch. The only solution for snake belt is to undo the belt and start the process over again.

Frank: "How long till we get to Chik-Fil-A. I've got a crazy case of snake belt going on back here."
Alex: "Just undo it and start over. You don't wanna end up like Jon Voight."

by I'mTotallyNotDave October 21, 2010

Chat Ninja

That person you wish you didn't know who seems to lurk on facebook or aim waiting for you to log on so they can message you within 2 seconds. You usually know this person from elementary school or they tried to get you in on a pyramid scheme.

6:42 pm <I'mTotallyNotDave> is online
6:42 pm<FamilyGuy24/7> Hey man!! are you sure you don't want to make a ton of money quick selling knives?

6:43 pm<I'mTotallyNotDave> .... effin chat ninja.

6:43 pm<I'mTotallyNotDave> is offline.

by I'mTotallyNotDave November 9, 2010