Urban Dictionary: Definitions by I'm trolling you

Max Kirby

a guy who regularly skips school in pursuit of either skiing or chillaxing

Teacher :"Is Max Kirby here today?"
Student : "Naw fam. You know Max Kirby, he took the day off to shred!"

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a person (usually a male) who direct messages other people, but has no concept of sarcasm.

Person #1 "Oh my gosh, I told his I only had 3 toes and he totally believed me!"
Person #2 "Lol, what a King Choppa!!"

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a female who although is charismatic and beautiful, is a member of the Illuminati

Person #1 "My favorite shape is 100% a triangle!"
Person #2 "Lol you're such a Maddie Ewart!"

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