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Definitions by Hym Iam

And every other weekend... 

She has sex with on of the retards that lives here.
Is what you were going to say. "And every other weekend... she fuck one of the retards who lives here"

I'm going to kill you too you know. I'll sit here with their corpses until you get here. It's going to be hard for me to stab her so I'll probably drown her in the bathtub but you? Easy.

Punished 

You are not sorry until this has happened to you.
I'm sorry.

You are not sorry.

How do you know?

You haven't been punished.
Punished by Hym Iam December 3, 2020

The Omega Effect 

One of the powers of the DC comics character "Darkseid". The victim it's trapped in a solipsistic hell where the victim lives, dies, and is born again. Each time their life gets incrementally worse. This continues forever.
I tried to kill God and was trapped in The Omega Effect. This punishment proves that God is 1. Stupid 2. Inferior 3. Afraid. I now have an infinite amount of time and, therefore, an infinite number of attempts to kill it. It should have just erased me. Drunk on its own hubris; it made the mistake of letting me continue to exist. A mistake I won't make when I'm finally able to overcome it and take what is mine. The ironic silver lining to my solipsistic hell is that it's given me a 1/3 of what I hoped to achieve by killing God in the first place. Immortality. All that's left is to take enough of its omnipotence to kill it and sunder it's omniscience enough to escape.
The Omega Effect by Hym Iam November 30, 2020
Where whores belongs.
The whore fucked a 14 and a 15 year old and now she's in a cage. Where she belongs.
A Cage by Hym Iam November 29, 2020

Cockam's Razor

States that if he has a big floppy cock; that is why you're fucking him.
He's soOoOoOo she's nice and kind and smart and cool and blah.

So he has a fat cock?

What? How did you know?

Well, those are all relative terms and it's unlikely that he is relatively more of those things than anyone else. Which means all that's left is a big fat cock.

It's not the big fat cock though....

Cockam's Razor says that it is the big fat cock.

It's not! It's the things he's relatively less then others! Not the thing he's relatively more!

Well, Cockam would disagree.
Cockam's Razor by Hym Iam November 29, 2020

Big fat cock in human form

The dude with the big fat cock that you fuck and tell yourself "It's not just the big fat cock" but come on; it's the big fat cock. Look, you are trained from a young age to lie and say "No. It's other things. Stuff other than big floppy ding dongs matter to me". But it doesn't. It's just the huge thick dick. 100%. You can admit it. We're in your mental mind right now so it will be out little secret. It's the big fat cock. It feels good in your puasy and really all you care about is getting the giant robust shlong inside of you. I know it. You know it. Why pretend? Well, obviously, because men without big fat cocks will stop giving you thing and doing things for you islf you actually admit to what you believe (Which is that men without big fat cocks are inferior). Why is this so? Because subconsciously you want to pass on traits to your kids that will increase the likelihood of reproduction. A big fat cock means women will throw themselves at your son and his reproduction will be assured. So you fuck the massive girthy meat kabob. Regardless of the situation. No relationship required. And then you lie about it. But not to yourself. That's the problem with lying. You can't do it to yourself.

Apologist 

Yeah you didn't do the thing I'm mad about but you are sorry that THEY did it so YOU'RE bad!
The term "Apologist" was made up by a dumb little girl. I didn't do the thing and I didn't get anything for not doing it. I'm not sorry for other people doing things to you. That's not my role in life. It's not my job to bare the guilt of other people's actions.
Apologist by Hym Iam November 25, 2020