Definitions by Hym Iam
Kill the retard, fuck the whore
I think... Uh... I think I got some Oedipus complex stuff going on. I don't know... I'm not a doctor.
Hym "So... I've been getting a lot of questions about the 'Kill the retard, fuck the whore' thing so here's my response: You idiots are referencing the thing that you're doing to me but you really don't seem to understand how it works. So, I'll explain to you it in a way that your malformed and unsophisticated shit-brains can understand. Everyone who sees me does the thing that you are doing. Every time they see me. You follow? You keeping up with this? Ok. So, for a time, everything out of everyone's mouths was some kind of defense or justification for the existence of a mentality disabled retard molestation cult. As you all probably know, that's a total non-starter for me. So I wanted to reaffirm that my stance on the topic has not changed. Kill the retard. Fuck the whore. That shit was annoying and if I ever start a business I will make they days that any one of those people die a holiday and will give my employees the day off. Additionally, some guy told me 'I was right' the other day. I know I'm right! I appreciate the sentiment though. And some people referenced the brothel madam today. Very friendly. But that's neither here nor there. I've already blown past my point. I've already done what I've set out to do I guess so... Yeah... Give me my free money now please. 😐"
Kill the retard, fuck the whore by Hym Iam May 4, 2022
Say his/her name!
You've heard the chant right? What it sounds like you're insinuating is that they're supposed to be chanting MY name.
Hym "Is that a thing? When they're chanting the 'Say his/her name!' shit it's supposed to be 'IAM HYM! IAM HYM!'? That would have been dope. I feel a little robbed though... I feel robbed out of my minions... I wanted to wield them against my foes. Instead some retard is making them paint streets and tip cop cars. He's wasting perfectly good minions. And some of them are hot so I could be fucking the hot minions. This whole thing has been a wash. *Sigh*"
Iam *Snoring*
Iam *Snoring*
Say his/her name! by Hym Iam May 4, 2022
Get a job!
Not great advice to yell at a homeless. Do you think they haven't thought of that? They're on the street corner and it just never occurred to them to do that?
Iam "It not that I thought that no one saw it. It's that I didn't realize I had a dedicated fan base that would actively respond everything I write. That's a bizarre thing. You see how that's bizarre right?"
Hym "Hey, you see that interview? CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THAT GUY!? Apparently, everyone told him that it looked like someone other than him wrote it. Can you believe that shit!? Not going to watch the after-show though cus I don't have any fucking money because the only thing I have in life was stolen from me in front of 60 million people. So... Yeah... The reasons not to drink a bottle of gin and drive through a crowded intersection are just-a piling up over here. But how are you? How are the kids? Good?"
Iam "Why are you like this? This is why everyone hates us."
Hym "Body Dysmorphia, Dissociative disorder, Oedipus complex, and/or possibly Schizophrenia. The gang stalking doesn't help either... Isn't it wild that I proved that that shit was real!? And spun it around in my favor? I'm a goddamn genius. Good job me!"
Iam "........"
Hym "......."
Iam "......."
Hym "You're not going to do the thing?"
Iam "........"
Hym "Fine I'll do it. Good job me! 'GoOd JoB oThEr Me!' 🙏 (That's a self high 5 by the way)"
Iam "That's not what I sound like. I... Whatever. I'm going to bed."
Hym "Of course it doesn't. I can't make myself sound THAT stupid. Get a job!"
Hym "Hey, you see that interview? CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THAT GUY!? Apparently, everyone told him that it looked like someone other than him wrote it. Can you believe that shit!? Not going to watch the after-show though cus I don't have any fucking money because the only thing I have in life was stolen from me in front of 60 million people. So... Yeah... The reasons not to drink a bottle of gin and drive through a crowded intersection are just-a piling up over here. But how are you? How are the kids? Good?"
Iam "Why are you like this? This is why everyone hates us."
Hym "Body Dysmorphia, Dissociative disorder, Oedipus complex, and/or possibly Schizophrenia. The gang stalking doesn't help either... Isn't it wild that I proved that that shit was real!? And spun it around in my favor? I'm a goddamn genius. Good job me!"
Iam "........"
Hym "......."
Iam "......."
Hym "You're not going to do the thing?"
Iam "........"
Hym "Fine I'll do it. Good job me! 'GoOd JoB oThEr Me!' 🙏 (That's a self high 5 by the way)"
Iam "That's not what I sound like. I... Whatever. I'm going to bed."
Hym "Of course it doesn't. I can't make myself sound THAT stupid. Get a job!"
Get a job! by Hym Iam May 4, 2022
Less
Hym "Shit, I'm not disagreeing with you. I'd burn people's souls (forever) for less. I plan on burning people's souls (forever) for less. It's going to be hilarious!"
Iam "Stop... No but I mean... You see how a conflation of terms would cause us some issues?"
Hym "If by 'some issues' you mean not having a future and or being killed by retards."
Iam "Stop... No but I mean... You see how a conflation of terms would cause us some issues?"
Hym "If by 'some issues' you mean not having a future and or being killed by retards."
Abortion
Hym "Quick! Iam, get in the car."
Iam "What? Why?"
Hym "I need to get an abortion!"
Iam "You... What!? That's not how that works..."
Hym "Then how else am I supposed to get rid of you!? Ahahaha!!"
Iam "..........."
Hym "Get it!? Cus you're a baby!? AAAHAHAHAHA!!"
Iam "...... You're an idiot.."
Iam "What? Why?"
Hym "I need to get an abortion!"
Iam "You... What!? That's not how that works..."
Hym "Then how else am I supposed to get rid of you!? Ahahaha!!"
Iam "..........."
Hym "Get it!? Cus you're a baby!? AAAHAHAHAHA!!"
Iam "...... You're an idiot.."
Wowsers
Iam "Wowsers man.... I'm still not entirely sure what we did here."
Hym "Well, worst case scenario we started a Satanist cult, got plagiarismed out of a movie and some genius grants, and the random circumambulation of our mind has been turn into a cudgel that is being used to usurp the government and bludgeon dissidents into submission."
Iam "Huh.... Then what's the best case scenario?"
Hym "All of the above except we get free money and people carry us around on a golden throne.... Like Xerxes."
Iam "Huh.... That doesn't seem like something people would like..."
Hym "Oh! Yeah! Definitely not. They are going to Muammar Gaddafi the shit out of us!"
Iam "Huh.... Huh.... It should be harder than that to take over the government..."
Hym "I KNOW! We didn't even break a sweat! I mean... We almost jumped off a bridge but whatever..."
Iam "Well it's not like we were trying to do that!"
Hym "THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT HILARIOUS! HAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Iam "If true.... I mean, I just wanted to express my thoughts.... You know? Get some stuff off my chest."
Hym "Oh you did! And now we're going to be assassinated. Or mob violenced. Or burned at stake for being an affront to their God monster."
Iam "Hmmm.... None of that sounds very good...."
Hym "Maybe we're just Nuts-world! Bonkers! A schizo!"
Iam "Uhh... That doesn't sound very good either..."
Hym "Yeah... I don't see this ending well... At least we get to take another crack at The Creature sooner rather than later🤷"
Iam "Huh...."
Hym "Well, worst case scenario we started a Satanist cult, got plagiarismed out of a movie and some genius grants, and the random circumambulation of our mind has been turn into a cudgel that is being used to usurp the government and bludgeon dissidents into submission."
Iam "Huh.... Then what's the best case scenario?"
Hym "All of the above except we get free money and people carry us around on a golden throne.... Like Xerxes."
Iam "Huh.... That doesn't seem like something people would like..."
Hym "Oh! Yeah! Definitely not. They are going to Muammar Gaddafi the shit out of us!"
Iam "Huh.... Huh.... It should be harder than that to take over the government..."
Hym "I KNOW! We didn't even break a sweat! I mean... We almost jumped off a bridge but whatever..."
Iam "Well it's not like we were trying to do that!"
Hym "THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT HILARIOUS! HAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Iam "If true.... I mean, I just wanted to express my thoughts.... You know? Get some stuff off my chest."
Hym "Oh you did! And now we're going to be assassinated. Or mob violenced. Or burned at stake for being an affront to their God monster."
Iam "Hmmm.... None of that sounds very good...."
Hym "Maybe we're just Nuts-world! Bonkers! A schizo!"
Iam "Uhh... That doesn't sound very good either..."
Hym "Yeah... I don't see this ending well... At least we get to take another crack at The Creature sooner rather than later🤷"
Iam "Huh...."
Sophisticated
OHO! If I would have know you were going to butter me up I would have brought biscuits! And not "biscuits" as in "cookies". Actual biscuits.
Hym "Ha! Yes! I rather like that! Sophisticated? Me? Very much so! Thank you very much!"
Iam *Groans* "You know I'm never going to here the end of this right?"
Hym "Can't you just let me have my moment? Must you rain on the parade of a being as sophisticated as myself?"
Iam "I'm just saying, a little humility wouldn't kill you..."
Hym "I suppose we'll never know. What I lack in humility I make up for in sophistication hahahahahahaa!"
Iam *sigh* "I can't talk to you when you're like this..."
Iam *Groans* "You know I'm never going to here the end of this right?"
Hym "Can't you just let me have my moment? Must you rain on the parade of a being as sophisticated as myself?"
Iam "I'm just saying, a little humility wouldn't kill you..."
Hym "I suppose we'll never know. What I lack in humility I make up for in sophistication hahahahahahaa!"
Iam *sigh* "I can't talk to you when you're like this..."
Sophisticated by Hym Iam May 3, 2022