Hym Iam's definitions
Nope. I wish I had time to threaten MORE children! An eternity wouldn't be enough to satisfy me! When I get my money, the first thing I'm going to do is pay to have a quantum computer build and instead of calculating the digits of pie I'm going to have it generate an infinite number of threats I could levy at your kids and I'm going to lock it in a warehouse and I'm going to have it do that forever.
Hym "ACTUALLY my only regret, I think, is still just going to be not rinsing out Brett's insides and the nanobot Vampire thing like... If I'm made of nanobots... I cam shape-shift my hand into dogs... And then I can munch up your children... And THAT... Would be maximally horrific! Right? What are you going to actually do against nanobot Alucard? Nuthin. He's nanobots!"
by Hym Iam December 31, 2024
Get the Regretmug. Hym "And no you didn't fucking know all along CODY... They weren't like this when they were on the defensive but now that they got a little power they are perfectly willing to do to the trans what the libs where doing to them. Fascist adjacent maybe."
by Hym Iam April 28, 2023
Get the Fascistmug. Hym "YOU are. I'm not telling shit happen and I don't know if you figured out what you're going to tell the parents but I'm just going to tell them to sue you off the internet. You... Are doing that. And in doing it you're an accomplice."
by Hym Iam January 28, 2025
Get the YOU aremug. Yeah, Russell Brand was talking about that in that interview where they caught the CIA agent saying that they send people in to "Nudge" people (Protesters) into criminal activity.
Hym "My question is and HAS ALWAYS BEEN: HOW OFTEN ARE YOU NUDGING PEOPLE DIRECTLY INTO MURDERING YOUR KIDS? BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME MY MONEY AND FUCK OFF I CAN GUARANTEE IT WILL BE AT LEAST 1. But I bet it's ALREADY more than 1. I'm not going to say it's all of them but I guarantee it ain't 0. And I can guarantee that it WON'T be 0. I won't accept any reward I've been nudge into receiving. If it doesn't come from THIS DELIBERATE ACTION AND THIS ACTION ALONE, the end result will negate whatever you give me entirely. I'll teach you to fucking nudge people you retarded pieces of shit. Should have nudged that whore into keeping her retard fucking legs closed."
by Hym Iam June 22, 2024
Get the Nudgemug. Easy... Unless (of course) the thing you are deconstructing is infinite. In which case, it is infinitely difficult and it takes literally forever.
Iam "This guy is unreal! 'tricking the audience'!? Like how I talked about the the "Attack on titan" writers tricking people into rooting for Hitler!?"
Hym "Hahahaha!!! This guy is hilarious! Listen to this guy! Aaaahahahaha!"
Iam "Stop laughing! Why is this so funny to you?"
Hym "WHY HAVE WE NEVER LISTENED TO THESE INTERVIEWS BEFORE!? HAHAHA HE'S PRETENDING TO BE US! WE'RE THE IDEAL! THESE PEOPLE ARE AT THE HIGHEST ECHELON OF SOCIETY AND THEY ARE PRETEND TO BE US!!! HAAAHAHAHAAAA!!!"
Iam "He admits that he isn't even interested in the thing he's writing about. This is clearly an insult..."
Hym "HE'S RUNNING AROUND IN HOCKEY PADS PRETENDING TO BE BATMAN!"
Iam "Who's character are you deconstructing? Because that's not the Joker"
Hym "Hahahaha!!! This guy is hilarious! Listen to this guy! Aaaahahahaha!"
Iam "Stop laughing! Why is this so funny to you?"
Hym "WHY HAVE WE NEVER LISTENED TO THESE INTERVIEWS BEFORE!? HAHAHA HE'S PRETENDING TO BE US! WE'RE THE IDEAL! THESE PEOPLE ARE AT THE HIGHEST ECHELON OF SOCIETY AND THEY ARE PRETEND TO BE US!!! HAAAHAHAHAAAA!!!"
Iam "He admits that he isn't even interested in the thing he's writing about. This is clearly an insult..."
Hym "HE'S RUNNING AROUND IN HOCKEY PADS PRETENDING TO BE BATMAN!"
Iam "Who's character are you deconstructing? Because that's not the Joker"
by Hym Iam April 28, 2022
Get the Deconstructingmug. No, the claims are implicit in the text. When it says the 'God said *blank*' it is claiming the God said a thing. It's either true or it's false. And stop trying to like everything to biology. It the religion isn't just the right half of the brain or something that is so fucking stupid. It is what it is and what it is is an incest cult. You are defending it because it makes people go 'yay.' That is all that's happening here. It couldn't be any less profound."
Hym "Truth claims aside, your importance of narrative is just more Jordan Peterson Cult shit.
Exodus 90 participant "People are awakening to the golden prophet's one truth! It's so true that we don't even know what true means!"
Hym "Shut up Alex. What you call thought is just a 'yays for everyone' maximizing algorithm.
Exodus 90 participant "People are awakening to the golden prophet's one truth! It's so true that we don't even know what true means!"
Hym "Shut up Alex. What you call thought is just a 'yays for everyone' maximizing algorithm.
by Hym Iam July 9, 2024
Get the Truth claimsmug. Oh hey, would you look at that? They're taking another vacation! Fantastic! I'll just sit here and let the infection continue to eat away at my brainz and then you just fuck off into the night and do whatever, right?
Hym "Ho! That is not a surprise at all. There was never a 'Well maybe we won't shut it down if so-and-so does whatever.' No. The government shutdown was always going to happen. They are going to do to the rest of you what they are doing to me and what they have been doing at those town halls. Walk away from you as you're talking to them. Go to their homes. Pull up the shutters. And wait it out. Wait for you to tire yourselves out. They are going to come back later with 'Alright guys we did it. We did the deal-contract and now we can get back to talking about UFOs. FuUuUuck me! No I'll just sit here though. Don't mind me."
by Hym Iam October 1, 2025
Get the Government Shutdownmug.