Definitions by Hym Iam
My problem
I find the insinuation that I am using others (solely) for the purpose of my own aggrandizement both condescending and insult and I feel as though I'm being used for the aggrandizement of others in a manner that is both retaliatory and spiteful in reference to various slights (perceived or otherwise) for the purpose of some kind of "hoisted by my own petard" type, conceptual, punishment.
My problem by Hym Iam July 15, 2022
Reality
What the actual fuck?
Iam "This is ridiculous. I was asleep (quite peacefully I might add) and was thrown into a meat prison. Bone and organs just-a-sloshing around. Existing perpetually in-between the physical and conceptual realms. Not to mention the social, moral, and psychological elements. I have a variety of designations. I am 'This one' (and not other's). Number ???-??-????. There are other ones. There's an imposition on me to interact with them properly (which I have not been doing... AT ALL). INDEFINITELY. Or else one (or several) of them are going to drain my flesh-sack (and not in a good way... Or possibly in a good way🤔) or lock me in a cage. OR I'll be excised from the conceptual realm through cooperative or individual non-association and be imprisoned in my own solipsistic conceptual domain. Not to mention the inevitable imposition of another one's will upon me. My mind may or may not function properly AND there is a degree to which what constitutes 'functioning properly' is subjective. Could also get locked in a cage as a result of EITHER of those things. There's a historical element. This (the bifurcation of existence into the physical and conceptual realms) has been happening for 50,000 years and there is a canonical and narrative interpretation of the events that have transpired. This applies at (both) a group and individual level. Biological elements.
Iam "This is ridiculous. I was asleep (quite peacefully I might add) and was thrown into a meat prison. Bone and organs just-a-sloshing around. Existing perpetually in-between the physical and conceptual realms. Not to mention the social, moral, and psychological elements. I have a variety of designations. I am 'This one' (and not other's). Number ???-??-????. There are other ones. There's an imposition on me to interact with them properly (which I have not been doing... AT ALL). INDEFINITELY. Or else one (or several) of them are going to drain my flesh-sack (and not in a good way... Or possibly in a good way🤔) or lock me in a cage. OR I'll be excised from the conceptual realm through cooperative or individual non-association and be imprisoned in my own solipsistic conceptual domain. Not to mention the inevitable imposition of another one's will upon me. My mind may or may not function properly AND there is a degree to which what constitutes 'functioning properly' is subjective. Could also get locked in a cage as a result of EITHER of those things. There's a historical element. This (the bifurcation of existence into the physical and conceptual realms) has been happening for 50,000 years and there is a canonical and narrative interpretation of the events that have transpired. This applies at (both) a group and individual level. Biological elements.
I need to maintain my rat/pig/monkey-mech-suit and the maintenance (in and of itself) has social and psychological implications. And why is it happening? Reality monster. The general consensus is reality monster. The other ones are pretty stoked about it. Some people don't believe that it's reality monster but it's more-likely-than-not just reality monster. Because why would it not be? Seems pretty damn reality monster-y to me. About which I (personally) am not particularly enthused. Then there is the persistent insinuation that I am not properly doing what it wants. That's the religious element. Then there is the personal element. This one's existence has a canonical interpretation over time. The other ones are aware of this one and react to it's existence. This takes the form of this ones favorite writers referencing this one in their writing or speech. And this is all just the baseline level of analysis that is required to interpret all subsequent information received. I could go on but I'm running out of characters... Do I go that about right or is my grasp of reality off?"
Slighted
Hym "Not going to lie, I'm feeling a little slighted. Is that what you all want me to feel here? Because, if not, you need to get better at expressing yourselves. I'd suggest poetry. You won't be as good at it as me (because I'm a genius) but that's ok. My staggering brilliance doesn't detract from your... whatever it is that you are. And I know what you're thinking 'BuT hYm YoU iNsUlT pEoPlE aLl ThE tImE!' IRRELEVANT! Retaliatory insults! Each an every one of them retaliatory in nature! This is not a teachable moment and I am not to be held to behavioral standards. You smelly filth monkeys (on the other hand) should know better. And YOU! I mean, wow, that is a lot of 'me' references. So, apparently I'm up there with Halo and schoolastic and 80's movies now. I mean, you make more money when you say the things I write? That's sounds an awful lot like 'creative consultant' territory to me. I could be GIVEN money for that. OR, better yet, booty and money. What you're doing there, that doesn't seem salutary and I'm not interested in being told who I am, how I feel, or what I think by people who don't know me."
World
I needed a word to define that has something to do with the thing I'm about to write about and now I need to define it. But you all know what the word "World" means. That's kindergarten stuff and we all know you're here for the dialogue.
A fucking nerd "There are bigger problems in the world than people knowing who you are and recognizing you on the street and taking it upon themselves to give their meta commentary on everything you've said or done."
Hym "You're not doing anything about those other problems you fucking idiot! You're a nerd!"
A fucking nerd "Who cares if they're aggregating information about..."
Hym "NERD!"
A fucking nerd "You..."
Hym "NEEEERD!"
A fucking nerd 😑
Hym "You little nerdy sack of shit. Look at this. You see it? Do you see it? Here, look 🖕 Look at that. Do you like that? Is it good?"
A fucking nerd 😑
Hym "It's good isn't it?"
A fucking nerd "You're immature."
Hym "You're saying words that don't result in me getting the information I want and are, therefore, deserving of derision and insult."
A fucking nerd 😑
Hym "Give. Me. The. Thing. That. I. Want."
A fucking nerd "Actions have..."
Hym "YOU ARE A FUCKING NERD!"
A fucking nerd 😤 "I'm leaving."
Hym "You're not doing anything about those other problems you fucking idiot! You're a nerd!"
A fucking nerd "Who cares if they're aggregating information about..."
Hym "NERD!"
A fucking nerd "You..."
Hym "NEEEERD!"
A fucking nerd 😑
Hym "You little nerdy sack of shit. Look at this. You see it? Do you see it? Here, look 🖕 Look at that. Do you like that? Is it good?"
A fucking nerd 😑
Hym "It's good isn't it?"
A fucking nerd "You're immature."
Hym "You're saying words that don't result in me getting the information I want and are, therefore, deserving of derision and insult."
A fucking nerd 😑
Hym "Give. Me. The. Thing. That. I. Want."
A fucking nerd "Actions have..."
Hym "YOU ARE A FUCKING NERD!"
A fucking nerd 😤 "I'm leaving."
Phallogocentric
Iam "I noticed that we're vaguely postmodernist from time to time."
Hym "But we don't view the world as Phallogocentric."
Iam "Oh. Yeah, good point. What would you consider it then?"
Hym "If you have read our work and got anything other than Magnaphalethocentric then you aren't even listening."
Iam "Magnaphalethocentric?"
Hym "Yes. It privileges fat cocks and the ability to appeal to your own credibility. For example, what happens when you're a woman violate the rules of the establishment in which you work and walk in a disabled fat cock while he's masturbating? The disabled fat cock gains unlimited sexual success (indefinitely) and is defended by all of the other women around him in spite of the logos that was agreed to at the point of their hiring. What happens when you critique the validity of a certain 'profession?' They cite their credentials. Their ethos. 'I'm a so-and-so from so-and-so university.' Why? Because when their logos fails to persuade they have no choice but to move up a notch to ethos. Ethos is the top of the conceptual hierarchy. Not logos."
Iam "Huh... Well, alright then."
Hym "But we don't view the world as Phallogocentric."
Iam "Oh. Yeah, good point. What would you consider it then?"
Hym "If you have read our work and got anything other than Magnaphalethocentric then you aren't even listening."
Iam "Magnaphalethocentric?"
Hym "Yes. It privileges fat cocks and the ability to appeal to your own credibility. For example, what happens when you're a woman violate the rules of the establishment in which you work and walk in a disabled fat cock while he's masturbating? The disabled fat cock gains unlimited sexual success (indefinitely) and is defended by all of the other women around him in spite of the logos that was agreed to at the point of their hiring. What happens when you critique the validity of a certain 'profession?' They cite their credentials. Their ethos. 'I'm a so-and-so from so-and-so university.' Why? Because when their logos fails to persuade they have no choice but to move up a notch to ethos. Ethos is the top of the conceptual hierarchy. Not logos."
Iam "Huh... Well, alright then."
Phallogocentric by Hym Iam July 13, 2022