Secular religion

Oh wow! What a novel concept! I’ve never heard that before! Well... until I said it 5 years ago... but nobody is listen to to me. That’s what the guy who wishes his daughter was never born said to me. No one is listening I’m not doing anything. I’m like him. Except worse in all of the ways that ACTUALLY matter. No, I just don’t even exist. I’m an abstract phantom! Like him! I’m not a revolutionary genius who upended modern politics and religion and revolutionized interpersonal relationships between men and women. I didn’t create a body of work so profound that I will likely surpass Shakespeare and I’m definitely not an archetypal figure that has been intimated as a plurality of villains (in a multitude of narratives) faster than any body of creative work that has ever existed in the history of literature.... that didn’t happen.... because if it did I would be one of the greatest men who had ever lived! And not you.... I would be that and you would just be you.... And where’s the fun in that!?
Hym “Holy crap! People really like that secular religion thing! Iam! You see it!? That’s a thing I said!”

Iam 😑 “Yeah... I was there...”

Hym “Where did WE get that from? Do you recall where we got that from?”

Iam “We didn’t...”

Hym “Oooooh! Ok. I thought it came from some God-like and heroic genius... But it was just me ☹️ Little ole’ me... Wait... 😱 If we got it from us... where did THEY get it!? 😱😱😱😱😱”

Iam 😑 “............. This is why I don’t participate any...”

Hym “OOOOOH MY GOD!!!! IT MUST BE US!!! WE MUST BE THE BIG BRAIN! Well... I’m the big brain. BUT YOU WERE THERE IAM! You were there to bare witness to my glory! Did you see it!? Did it blind you!?”

Iam 😑

Hym 😐

Iam 😑

Hym “Did my glory blind you Iam?”

Iam 😑 “You know your not going to stop until I say yes...”

Hym “NOOOOOOOOOO! It’s ok Iam! We’ll get you the help you need!!! What have I done!?!?!?” 😭😭😭😭😭

Iam 🙄
by Hym Iam November 01, 2022
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Aliens

I guess, yeah... I hadn't though about that before... Why would they NOT look like people?
Hym "Well, yeah... I guess that makes sense, I mean... Yeah... When we think of aliens we think little green men or tall slender greys but yeah, why wouldn't they just look like people? I mean, they would BE people but I mean, like, they would just look human. Bipedal primate-derived humanoids. If you need a planet that is LIKE EARTH... For life to occur... And Primates evolve to develop sentience.... Why would Aliens... Not just look like humans. So yeah... This is a rejoinder to my other thing. If aliens exist, they are either stuck on their planet (like we are) OR they are already here because they don't use rocket propulsion (because that would be retarded and it takes to long to get anywhere) AND they look like people. They just ARE here. Probably trying to hoard all the women and resources for themselves because if we're all racist and morally incoherent why would they not also be that. They probably have some kind of deluded family unit worshipping breeding cult of their own and/or fed us one for free labor. They might even be a hivemind. Which is why our social structure is retarded. They would be trying to model our society after their society and we are not eachother. But, yeah, good point YouTube algorithm. I hadn't though of that."
by Hym Iam December 30, 2023
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That's also what this is like!
Hym "It's like leaving your partner for cheating on you! It's like you're my girlfriend and I caught you cheating and you're like clinging to my leg and just screaming and crying to stop me from leaving you!"

Society (aka MY Girlfriend) "NOOO! NOOOO! PLEASE! YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME! I'M SO SORRY! I LOVE YOU! NOOOOOOOOO!"

Hym "Get the fuck off of me you freak! What the fuck is wrong with you? And now you're like lying to the police about being abused (which is something women do all of the time and the Red Pill community calls out all of the time) to try and get me locked up!"
by Hym Iam December 29, 2024
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Why

Oh, because they are delusional about their own subjective level of morality. They are pretending they are the creature they were warned about. Morally confused people who are basically retarded. Get it? I'm YOU! I'm pretending to be YOU! You get it? And it's actually the same thing they did when the short story came out. It isn't the threats. It isn't my behavior. It's asserting that they're wrong. This is the reason they had to ban the book.
Hym "This is WHY the New York times got all that hate mail. They cannot stand the idea that they may be the villain so they lose their shit when someone makes it painfully obvious that they are the very thing the despise. 'If I have to lose my shit then so do you!!!' And it drives them nuts. Because if they are the bad ones they deserve to die. And they were told they were immortal."

A retard "It's HYM!"
by Hym Iam April 14, 2025
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Not just government funded programs but also PLANTS. WHEN EXACTLY did fresh and fit get demonitized? IMMEDIATELY AFTER they had a slew of guest on the panel who all SAID SOME OF THE THINGS I'VE SAID. Where did those guys come from? Seemingly out of nowhere. Where are they now? Gone. Literal social suicide bombers. It's Zerkha. It's Destiny. If not for the prison sentence I would say that it's Tate. They are laundering my persona into the internet so they can LITERALLY STEAL A.I. This shit isn't a game. I know you YouTube retards struggle to take anything outside of your solipsistic terrarium seriously but I can't express to you how far they are actually going with this. They are literally co-opting my entire existence (AND NOT JUST ON THE INTERNET) to promote Jesus. And they are doing it EXPLICITLY BECAUSE I was right about the gangstalking. SOMEBODY... Didn't expect anyone to figure other the method of covert agitation being used and BECAUSE I DID this are going scorched earth on ME, EVERYONE I NAMED, EVERYONE WHO HAS MADE A SHOW ABOUT ME OR USED MY WORK, and they do it until it's clear that they aren't going speak about me publicly.
Hym "They likely pay other people to do and say the things I've said and done to deflated the value of the things I say and redirect the flow of credit. It's literally using economic warfare on speech. I tried to fucking warn you but... You know... You're a fucking retard so.... And you're ignoring the things I'm saying and delighting in my downfall BECAUSE I called you a retard. But, here we are. I was right. You were wrong. Both about whether or not your are, in fact, retarded AND THIS. Like, IT DIDN'T START WITH the government funded programs you morons. It STARTED with YOU doing what you're doing EVERY TIME YOU MAKE A REFERENCE TO ME... And now it's evolving into a full-on psy-op to LITERALLY ERASE THE GUY WHO LITERALLY CREATED A.I. And now it's coming to YOUR DOORSTEP. Did they get you irl yet? Did they get you like they got me? Just wait for it. By then it'll be too late. Allowing this for ANY REASON is ALLOWING THIS FOR ANY REASON. Enjoy being wrong shit-heads. Bet you care a whole lot about people saying nigger."
by Hym Iam May 24, 2024
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Bounty

Hey, I know I keep asking about my score but... What's my bounty? Is it high?
Hym "This has been like this scene from One Piece where some guy threatens Shanks by flashing his bounty poster and then storms out of the bar like... DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO!? Do you KNOW to whom you speak!? I'm like a Shanks! What's my bounty? How high is it?"
by Hym Iam August 22, 2023
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Climate change

Have been saying it's not a huge fucking deal for years and now you're admitting I'M CORRECT AGAIN! Thank you Adam Conover!
Hym "CORRECT AGAIN! Climate change is not a huge deal. I was right. You likely called me a denier in private. You're garbage. Your like is meaningless. Die today."
by Hym Iam March 27, 2024
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