You know what he can do?
Hym "Alex needs to take his hypergamy and shove it up his ass and the go buy his wife a passport because a better man has appeared."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2024
Alex. Alex, hey.
Hym "Alex. Hey... Your contribution to society is adding another hole to fill. So, 'thanks' I guess. Now, I know what you're thinking and my response is 'You tell me, shithead.' Seriously. I'm doing all the things I said I would do and that should probably concern you. But it won't. And that's fine. So, I'll leave you with this: Where are you on the hierarchy relative to the creator of AI?"
by Hym Iam February 26, 2025
Hym "It's not just portobello mushrooms either. It's other kinds... Remember the thing I said about Terrence McKenna? 👋😝👋 Right again! Captain always right! I've never been wrong! It's astounding! How could a man never be wrong? Even once!? Damn, I am too good. This skull jelly? These thinky thoughts? It's too much. It can't be contained."
by Hym Iam April 09, 2023
Hym "What's with all the women I talk about wanting to bang being lesbians? Billie Eillish... Chloe Grace Mortez... Kristen Stewart... I mean, I still don't care (as I am exempt from all of the rule and (therefore) can still bang) but it's dogshit... There's something going on there... I just don't know exactly what it is..."
by Hym Iam April 26, 2024
by Hym Iam November 09, 2020
Hym "I'd love to have a discussion about how feline aids affects the stray-cat community."
Iam 😰 "But WHY though?"
Hym 🤷 ♂️ "Something to talk about..."
Iam "I guess but still... Who would even want to have that conversation?"
Hym "I donno but that's the problem with society nowadays."
Iam 🤨"That... No one wants to talk about feline aids?"
Iam 😰 "But WHY though?"
Hym 🤷 ♂️ "Something to talk about..."
Iam "I guess but still... Who would even want to have that conversation?"
Hym "I donno but that's the problem with society nowadays."
Iam 🤨"That... No one wants to talk about feline aids?"
by Hym Iam August 20, 2023
You can be positive that the kiddos are going to be living with their respective daddies because I was serious about orphaning your kids if I don't get what I want.
by Hym Iam November 11, 2020