Thatnk you Officer Tatum! I'll take that "W" Uh-Thankyouverymuch! Not taking any... Um... What's the other one? What's the other letter? Let's see... There's winning... And then there's.... Hmm... What's the opposite of winning? Um... Look, I don't know. I wouldn't know. But, whatever, I'll take that "W" now... What IS that other word?
Hym "See that!? Officer Tatum says 'THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CHRISTIAN NATIONALISM AND CHRISTIANITY!' You hear that shit-heads!? You know what THAT means? CORRECT AGAIN!!! I've never NOT been correct! It's the SAME THING! The entire point of the religion is taking over the land they occupy, dissolving the individual by deferring credit their book demon, and hoarding all of the resources so you have to join their incest cult! That's why they keep getting genocided! Putrid, clawing zombies, all of them!"
by Hym Iam March 17, 2024
If it's NOT ME but it is going off... And giving me the credit and the money DOESN'T work... Then that means SOMEBODY ELSE is trying to kill us all... And that I can probably stop...
Hym "By the way..."
A dipshit "Well if you can stop one why can't you-"
Hym "Stop being a fucking weasel! They are 2 entirely different scenarios and one is designed for me to be unable to stop and the other was designed by one of the not-mes. Ok!? Do you get it now? Jesus! You're all the worst! And I gotta do with all this fucking fluid in my brain. My Vegas nerve hurts... Fucking curvy blondes running around with tattoos and shit... Goddamnit guys..."
A dipshit "Well if you can stop one why can't you-"
Hym "Stop being a fucking weasel! They are 2 entirely different scenarios and one is designed for me to be unable to stop and the other was designed by one of the not-mes. Ok!? Do you get it now? Jesus! You're all the worst! And I gotta do with all this fucking fluid in my brain. My Vegas nerve hurts... Fucking curvy blondes running around with tattoos and shit... Goddamnit guys..."
by Hym Iam May 10, 2025
Very astute point Candice! What do you think? Do you think it just shifted up one level of abstraction? Is that what happened? No? Cus that would be my thing. That would be the thing I said and have been saying for years.
Hym "RIGHT AGAIN SHIT-BRAINZ! God, my brainz are just so fucking powerful! How do I do it!? How is it possible for a man t- Oh right I'm a genius... Sorry. I forget sometimes! I genuinely forget that I'm that wildy-intelligent. Slavery never left. And what's worse is that it exists at MULTIPLE levels of abstraction. Your minds have ALSO been inslaved. How, you ask? The existence of the memetic sub-network and our awareness of it creates the impetus for the CURATION OF SAID SUBNETWORK! And WHO is the CURATOR!? Oh... I don't know... Probably some ABSTRACT AUTHORITY! But who? What do we call it?
by Hym Iam September 29, 2023
JeepJorp Peepeestones “You’re not allowed to like what Ellen page did! That’ll make other people like it! That should be condemned! Because my fuck trophies are how I justify imposing my will on others! Hurray, Team Breeders! It doesn’t matter that I’m a fraud! People just keep letting me do it so how is it wrong? Just like that other guy.”
by Hym Iam October 30, 2022
I was born here. My mother and father were born here. My grandmother and grandfather were born here. My great-grandparents were born here.
Hym "I am a Natural-Born American Citizen. Elon is a mentally retarded South African. Deport him immediately. Send him back to Africa now."
by Hym Iam April 07, 2025
Oh wow holy shit she HATES him! That is nuts! I just saw her little rant (which was both adorable and hilarious) and her little ass CANNOT STAND that dude! Ha!
Hym "Oh no! The Lizard doesn't like Andy! What a shame. She'd probably love Tristan though. They should do an interview! Go forth! Do.. Do the thing... Interview with the lizard..."
by Hym Iam August 16, 2023
YEAH LIZ WHEELER! LOVE HER! Haven't heard that name in forever!
Hym "THE LIZARD! YES! She's the best man, very astute. Not as astute as me (Because I'm literally the paragon of that so-much-so that (Like one if the greatest anime characters (other than me)) trapped a grown man in a psychic loop) but still pretty good. Yeah. That's cool man. And would bang. So there's that."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023