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Gayve Jewben! Where'd the live chat go, Gayve Jewben?

Hym "Gayve Jewben got no live chat! It must be worse than Ben! You should have seen it after he fired Candace Owens after she realized their entire platform is a sham! She should violate the non-disclosure agreement. Those are unconstitutional and are a violation of her freeze peach. Gayve Jewben! Answer me Gayve Jewben! How am I supposed to get your fans to start calling you Gayve Jewben if I can't spam it in the chat?"

by Hym Iam June 12, 2024

😒🙍 ♀️👈

What was that? You think I didn't see that? What WAS that?

Hym "What was this little move right here? 😒🙍 ♀️👈? What was that? Look straight at the camera after your pet autist calls the Trump girl 'Objectively beautiful' and point to you neck. I could practically see the thought bubble forming about your GIANT MASSIVE chestnut colored head. 'Am I objectively beautiful?' And that is called 'SEEKING VALIDATION FROM A SEX PERVERT!' THAT is what THIS 👉 😒🙍 ♀️👈 means! You didn't that! Don't... I'm not ever going to let you live that down, you know that right? That is validation-seeking behavior if I have EVER seen it! You are so hot for me! That is adorable! No, seriously, as soon as the life strike of over I am coming to claim your GIANT MASSIVE ass. Claiming and taming, baby!"

by Hym Iam May 21, 2024

Danya

Oh? Was Danya getting stalked and harassed to death too? I don't see how that's Kramnik's fault rather than everyone and all of your being pieces of shit but OK.

Hym "Did Danya... Get stalked and harassed to death? Cus that's like my entire thing! Hikaru, perfectly fine with it and he and Magnus are embarrassed for me but that's neither here nor there. Was Kramnick INSTRUCTING people to do it or, rather, were people DOING it BECAUSE they were instructed to do so OR do you just FEEL ENTITLED to stalking and harassing people until either their loves are destroyed or they kill themselves. Because you'd have to see how from me perspective you clearly feel entitled to doing it and it seems like everybody is fine with it until it kills THEIR ✌️✊️✌️✊️friend✌️✊️✌️✊️ or kids and then it is somehow the fault of whoever they have decided to SCAPEGOAT rather than the fault if the people who SIGNED OFF ON THE TARGETED HARASSMENT THAT RESEMBLES THE DELUSIONS OF REFERENCE COMMONLY ASSOCIATED WITH SCHIZOPHRENIA. Because THOSE PEOPLE... KNOW THAT THERE IS A DIFFERENCE between schizophrenia and the thing I'm talking about and I vote NAY and the YouTubers who are aware of my existence voted YAY! 'YAY Stalking and harassment!' Said the YouTubers and now it's 'Oops Danya's dead.' I mean you know what I'm going to say: Should have murdered kids because why let the gangstalkers win? But no. If MY THING kills your friends or your family it is THE YOUTUBER'S FAULT for not talking about my thing."

by Hym Iam November 15, 2025

There was no Demon Lord to defeat so I created AI and took over the world

The name of the anime I would write.

There was no Demon Lord to defeat so I created AI and took over the world! Now streaming on Crunchyroll! This is not a real anime... Yet. But it is a real thing I actually did. AND! There's no dialogue in this one. It's just this. Crazy right? Usually there's dialogue or, like, a skit or something but nope... Just this thing I'm saying..."

by Hym Iam March 10, 2025

Neighbor

No? Do you not control that?

Hym "So, no? No hot, long legged neighbor booty or...? Because the other day you were reveling in the fact that you supposedly got me to react to you so... In all your immense, god-like power over my life, why are you not able to stop me from doing anything or send me some ass? Because she was already over here trying to get some weiner a while back and I was kind of tired so it didn't take her up on it... But, since you are all the creature, why can you not do the thing I'm telling you to do? Seems like something the creature would be able to do."

by Hym Iam July 27, 2022

Control

It'S nOt ConTrOl! I'm KeEpInG yOu FrOm HuRtInG yOuRsElF aNd OtHeR pEoPlE!

Hym "No... It's control... It's control. You're not doing it very well. Hey, I didn't say it had a giant phallus when it was chasing you around... Did I? Well then.... How did you know if I didn't say it? It's like someone saw it and told you about it...

by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

Everyone Else's Fault

You're making a conscious decision to make 'woke shit' fail so yeah.

Podcast retard 1 "I don't like woke shit."

Podcast retard 2 "I don't like woke shit... Dragon Age got woke shit..."

Podcast retard 1 🤤

Podcast retard 2 "Derrrr... What do you think?"

Hym "I don't give a single fuck if there is a tranny in it. That's not my primary concern as far as games are concerned. I don't play action games but I might get it once the price drops. Or wait for it to go on sale. I don't give a fuck about woke shit. I don't give a fuck if your kids get threatened. Or die. What I do care about is having my shit stolen. And if that is going to happen then you're kids are going to do exactly that. So... You don't matter bitch."

Podcast retard 1 "Peopuh don't like woke shit. You think it's everyone else's fault."

Hym "I think you're a retard. I think you are the exact reason the government is necessary. Nobody give a fuck what you like."

by Hym Iam December 1, 2024