Definitions by Hym Iam

Jungle Fever 

It's a classic. Basic premise is this: This Italian chick dates a black guy... That is all. The brothers and the parents don't like it very much.

Hym "You ever watch Jungle Fever? I haven't seen that shit in forever. Prime Wesley Snipes and Spike Lee. Classic."

Jungle Fever by Hym Iam March 25, 2023

Solider Boy

In the show he didn't actually fucking fight in the wars he's hyped up for being involved in, so, no... His "battle I.Q." isn't higher and in the comic books Homelander tricks him in to letting him (Homelander) fuck his (Solider Boy) butthole. No. Soldier Boy doesn't win.

Hym "And in addition to Solider boy, Nolan's bum ass doesn't win either. This clown is out here getting beaten to death by a metal mace. Wouldn't have survived without high tech medical intervention. You expect me to believe that I'm not going to cook his brains like a poached egg? Get the fuck outta here."

Solider Boy by Hym Iam March 25, 2023

Season 3 

Ooooh I just saw it! Oooo we're a little salty about that one ain't we? Hohohohoho! That's pretty good man... You want to know what?

Hym "You're a little salty about the season 3 shit huh? Want to know what else is funny? If idda sexually harassed that chick she would have loved it! Probably, right? I'm uniquely charming! She'd be raising the next stage in human evolution as we speak! Ahahahahahahahahaa!!"

Season 3 by Hym Iam March 25, 2023

Smut

PFFFTTT!!! Is my fanbase (largely) female!? Ha! Hahahahahaha! Aha! I know I got a couple of Asmr girls on board Bwahahahahahaha! That's funny... That's a funny thought...

Hym "Is that what you think of me? That I'm some kind of deplorable smut peddler? I mean... I'm not saying I'm not... But you could at least hold me in a little higher regard... Like a smut CEO... Chief of smut... High priest of smut... Patron saint! There it is. The patron saint of smut!"

Smut by Hym Iam March 25, 2023

We HaVe To PrOtEcT tHe ChIlDrEn

I shat out a fuck trophy and/or bought a child... With money... And now I've granted myself the moral authority curate reality... Even to the detriment of other people... And in spite of the fact that I'm a national and global minority... Therefore, I'm justified in using them as social leverage... Becuase they are under threat... But I can't really do anything and never have or will do anything about the DIRECT threat... And that's not what I'm talking about anyway... I'm talking about ABSTRACT threat... The threat being "me not being the high cleric of reality curation"... The abstract threat is almost MORE important to me... And I can use the subtle conflation of the two to galvanize people to my cause... And fearmonger them into giving me supreme ideological control... And I don't ME as in "Me" but rather ME as an abstraction and...

Hym "But... If the family is the minimal necessary unit... Then you're all one thing... Which means you get 1 vote per family. Right? Or does it mean that 60% of the country and 74% of the world are unnecessary? We're LESS THAN the minimal necessary unit? What exactly does that mean?"

Dr. JeepJorp "We HaVe To PrOtEcT tHe ChIlDrEn!!!"

Hym "Yeah? What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of the infection eating away at my brain..."

We HaVe To PrOtEcT tHe ChIlDrEn by Hym Iam March 25, 2023

Legally incompetent 

Nope. No conflation here. I'm maintaining a pretty consistent standard here.

Hym "Nope. I set the bar at legally incompetent. No conflation here."

Legally incompetent by Hym Iam March 25, 2023

Video 

Oh shit! I was right! There is a video of Conor MacGregor doing the thing I said he did... RIGHT AGAIN!!!!!!! CAPTAIN ALWAYS RIGHT! I'M ALWAYS CORRECT! MY PERCEPTION OF REALITY IS UNPARALLELED! MY POWER CANNOT BE CONTAINED!!!!!

Hym 'AAAAAYE! You see that video of Connor doing the thing I said and practicing the counter to Josè Aldo signature move? Remember me saying that? AlwaAaAaAys riIiIiIiIght!"

Video by Hym Iam March 24, 2023