Hym Iam's definitions

Hamas is not Satan, Ben

And you're not God, Jew.

Hym "Hamas is not Satan, Ben. But YOU are, in fact, undercooked! Ha! Get it? Because of the ovens? Hey, the oven bit is catching on. I saw some guy on YouTube making an oven joke. It was something along the line of 'I had to put a 🔒 on my oven because jews kept trying to live inside it' the joke being that jews confuse ovens with houses. It was good. It's fun to make jokes."

by Hym Iam May 11, 2024

Dwarves

"Men who are not all they could be." ~ Dr. Jordan B. Peterson

Hym "In what way could Dwarves be more than they are, Jordan? Is that REALLY the archetypal significance of dwarves in stories or did you just blatantly make that shit up? Yes. Women are always stuck waiting around. They're stuck with the lowly, inferior, one-dimensional baby dicks and she is only TRULY alive when the fat-cocked prince with rich parents saves her from the inferior dwarf men. Unless you're Jordan's daughter. In which case, you're a cripple and you get slutted-out by a bunch of dudes in college and my disciple (allegedly) while wait for the meaty dongle of a rich parents kid."

by Hym Iam November 2, 2023

A Mustache-Man

I have decided to be a mustache-man... At least for today... Andrew Schultz was right... I might not go out in public like this (because I look like a homo) but I might literally be both Omni-Man and Escanor so... I almost have to be a mustache man...

Hym "I am become a Mustache-Man... So why is my upper lip still cold? My jaw is shaved but it isn't cold... Is it wet? Yeah... A little bit... No... Something ain't right here..."

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024

How to fix the political climate

Defend sexual predators. Go on their podcasts and cry like a bitch because you know they are doing what they are doing.

Hym "That's how to fix the political climate according to Dr. K."

by Hym Iam January 22, 2025

Node

Russ seemed to like that one. That wasn't you.

Hym "None of the stuff I'm lauded for is you! The node thing was me. I may be a thief but I'm not a goddamn plagiarist!"

by Hym Iam June 19, 2022

Accidental

That's their response? "Ummm OOPS" 🤷 ♂️

Hym "How many accidental bombings have there been? Literally only that one? And the Israelis HAVEN'T been working with ANYONE to get aid into Gaza because IF THE HAD... Aid would be getting into Gaza. So that isn't true. It's not a 'warzone' because how many Israeli soliders have been killed? Is it 0? Does that mean all it would take to ensure that aid truck are safe is you the Israelis to not blow them up? Like... The aid truck is HERE... So just don't bomb there. Really. It's deranged. Your fans are literal retards if they believe that THAT was an accident."

by Hym Iam April 3, 2024

The number 1 skill you need to succeed

Sam Altman says it's not intelligence.

Hym "And he's right! The number 1 skill you need to succeed is the ability to rape your sister and get away with it! It's the ultimate skill! The no. 2 skill is the ability to steal from geniuses and the no. 3 skill is the ability to get people to lie or keep secrets for you! See, I know all the skills."

by Hym Iam January 14, 2025