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Hym "It's a very important story. So important that it's not inconceivable that the person that told it should be compensated. I would also like๐ this
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Whatever the hell that โ๏ธ is... I feel like this has become more about proving that your thing works than it is about me getting that โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ and money for idea. You can give me both of those things. Now even. It would take 0 second and wouldn't only be what I deserve BUT I would solve all of my primary problems. Which you think is some existential concern... It's actually pressure in my Goddamn cranium that remains undiagnosed by the 5 separate doctors (including a neurologist and an ENT). If I had the money I could get this fixed because I know that it is the result of a bacterial infection due to missing filling causing the lymph nodes on the right half of my face to swell. I'm sure you're thing works perfectly fine. Maybe I'll try it after. Maybe I'll die from my looming health concerns before I get the chance. Who knows. The future is a mystery. BUT we could make the future a certainty (for me at least) by doing the thing that I want. Starting with this ๐๐๐๐
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Followed by ๐ ๐ฐ ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ It's that easy."
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Whatever the hell that โ๏ธ is... I feel like this has become more about proving that your thing works than it is about me getting that โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ and money for idea. You can give me both of those things. Now even. It would take 0 second and wouldn't only be what I deserve BUT I would solve all of my primary problems. Which you think is some existential concern... It's actually pressure in my Goddamn cranium that remains undiagnosed by the 5 separate doctors (including a neurologist and an ENT). If I had the money I could get this fixed because I know that it is the result of a bacterial infection due to missing filling causing the lymph nodes on the right half of my face to swell. I'm sure you're thing works perfectly fine. Maybe I'll try it after. Maybe I'll die from my looming health concerns before I get the chance. Who knows. The future is a mystery. BUT we could make the future a certainty (for me at least) by doing the thing that I want. Starting with this ๐๐๐๐
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Followed by ๐ ๐ฐ ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ It's that easy."
by Hym Iam June 2, 2022
Get the Important storymug. Hym 'Yeah, where's the Joe Rogan Boycott? I wasn't joking. It seems pretty inconsistent of you to call for the boycotting of some of the trans supporters and not the Joe Rogan for drinking bud light... Hmm... I wonder why that is...."
by Hym Iam April 19, 2023
Get the Joe Rogan Boycottmug. Hym "Children of Hym! BETTER THAN EVERYONE! OBJECTIVELY! Especially YOUR kids! You're have to carry YOUR kids to victory. They can work at the gas station with you bitch. Maybe THEY'LL work hard enough for you. HAHAHAHAHA! She ain't happy I said it! All the Jesus and love in the world ain't going to make your kid THAT GUY. Fucking slob. Gonna condescend to me about what I've done. Why is it weird that I told the truth? Do you NOT DO THAT!? I thought your reality monster burned you forever for that? I'm going to kill it so it's not going to matter but still, it told you to do what I'm doing and I'm the onky one doing it."
by Hym Iam July 31, 2023
Get the Children of Hymmug. How is that NOT you being mentally retarded?
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
Get the Fixedmug. Ah shit I accidentally hit the "P" while I was trying to sell "Light" because they are right next to each other.
Hym "We're using "each other" a lot today..."
Iam "You know... I've been thinking about the indifference of people towards the plight of the individual. It regularly goes by the wayside in spite of the fact that that they all wish to be acknowledged as in individual."
Hym "You're thinking about that train full of people that sat and watched that girl get assaulted again, aren't you?"
Iam "Yes! I mean, that is horrific. I feel terrible about that. In person too? I feel terrible for the girl and the people who sat there and watched it. I mean the girl is probably traumatized and she is probably going to have to get some serious therapy (which I think the City of New York should have to fund) and those people are never going to forget that for the rest of their lives. That is not something you want to have on your conscience."
Hym "People don't want to acknowledge the plight of the individual because in doing so all they see is their own reflection and not everyone can be a hero."
Iam "You know... I've been thinking about the indifference of people towards the plight of the individual. It regularly goes by the wayside in spite of the fact that that they all wish to be acknowledged as in individual."
Hym "You're thinking about that train full of people that sat and watched that girl get assaulted again, aren't you?"
Iam "Yes! I mean, that is horrific. I feel terrible about that. In person too? I feel terrible for the girl and the people who sat there and watched it. I mean the girl is probably traumatized and she is probably going to have to get some serious therapy (which I think the City of New York should have to fund) and those people are never going to forget that for the rest of their lives. That is not something you want to have on your conscience."
Hym "People don't want to acknowledge the plight of the individual because in doing so all they see is their own reflection and not everyone can be a hero."
by Hym Iam April 27, 2022
Get the Plightmug. You are the reason Chris Benoit killed his whole family. This is EXACTLY why that happened. Not directly.... Well... MAYBE directly but, at the very least, peripherally.
Hym "I won't let it happen Jordan. As soon as I break what delusion these idiots suffer from it'll turn and when it does there will no one to defend you. As soon as these idiots realize that defending you is consenting to this and is soon as this realize that the Self-Immolation doesn't work... They'll turn to me... And that's when the corpses will start to pile up. The families will call for your head. I'll make sure they get your daughter because she's complicit too. So, no. A new condition has been added. If he (Jordan Peterson) isn't in a cage or dead, I don't care what you give me. Your kids will die. The moment has passed. Him and his daughter. Save your kids folks. Don't let them die so a charlatan can play aristocrat."
by Hym Iam May 3, 2024
Get the I won't let it happen Jordanmug. ๐............... What? Oh! Yeah, I don't have anything to contribute to that. I'm not an economics guy.
Hym "Yeah, I got nothing for that. You covered pretty much the entire breadth of my economic knowledge. Buy cheap, re-invest the dividends, invest in gold, hire a broker. That's all I got... Which proves that I give good advice in spite of my lack of experience! I've said all those things before! See!? I know my stuff. I learned it from some guy! But that's my entire contribution. I have nothing else to add."
by Hym Iam May 2, 2023
Get the Contributionmug.