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Hym "No, you're a piece of shit who wants control of me and I will kill a kid to stop you from having it. Don't need to change."
by Hym Iam July 16, 2024
A retard "Why did democrats lose so bad?"
Hym "I told you that was going to happen."
A retard "Yeah but why though?"
Hym "I mean, I told you what to do to win and you did not-that."
A retard "Nah, it's not that."
Hym "YOU wouldn't know! You thought you'd win! You didn't know you would lose but somehow you magically know why you lost? I mean, I can tell you why you lost. Dumb. Bad. Delusional. Retarded. It's a combination of all of those."
Hym "I told you that was going to happen."
A retard "Yeah but why though?"
Hym "I mean, I told you what to do to win and you did not-that."
A retard "Nah, it's not that."
Hym "YOU wouldn't know! You thought you'd win! You didn't know you would lose but somehow you magically know why you lost? I mean, I can tell you why you lost. Dumb. Bad. Delusional. Retarded. It's a combination of all of those."
by Hym Iam December 11, 2024
Paramount+!? That's not "Babylon being on Amazon prime" Google! That's "Babylon being on Paramount+" you lying son of a bitch!
Amazon Prime "But you can rent it..."
Hym "I DON'T WANT TO RENT IT YOU BITCH! I WANT IT TO BE WHERE GOOGLE SAID IT WAS! WHERE IS IT!? IS IT HERE!?"
Amazon "You can buy our Paramount+ packa-"
Hym "NOT RHETORICAL! IS IT HERE!? NO!! IT'S ON PARAMOUNT+! YOU ARE NOT PARAMOUNT+ AMAZON!"
Hym "I DON'T WANT TO RENT IT YOU BITCH! I WANT IT TO BE WHERE GOOGLE SAID IT WAS! WHERE IS IT!? IS IT HERE!?"
Amazon "You can buy our Paramount+ packa-"
Hym "NOT RHETORICAL! IS IT HERE!? NO!! IT'S ON PARAMOUNT+! YOU ARE NOT PARAMOUNT+ AMAZON!"
by Hym Iam May 02, 2023
Hym "Oh, I know. I know. But that's not what I give a shit about, shit-stick. I don't need my fucking cognition reframed. What you're saying here is that I can't control what you're doing, therefore, I need to LET YOU... Control how I'm responding... By way of cognitive reframing... Why? How about I choose a response that I feel is proportional and you just live with it until you die? How does that sound? And cut it out with the stolen fate, David Goggins-hell, ghost of Christmas future bullshit. You have to presuppose that I would be doing any of the shit these motherfuckers are doing. What I would be doing is the same thing I'm doing now, minus remedial labor, and I'd be playing Baldur's Gate 3 instead of Xcom 2. AND is a motherfucker steals my wallet the wallet is still mine. Is that what the fraud department is going to say? 'Well, under the auspices of "finders keepers, losers weepers," it's actually HIS credit card. You just have to let him use it indefinitely now' No. Get the fuck out of here with that."
by Hym Iam November 15, 2023
If you have to play weasel-words to skirt around the question of whether of not you believe in God YOU'RE the fucking fraud. You uno reverse card shit only works on your sycophants.
Hym "No. You're the fraud. The answer is 'No.' You believe YOU are correct. And YOU believe in this sort of inter-subjective God where ANY motivational force is God, TO YOU, subjectively, and that you can and SHOULD change 'what constitutes your God.' And, even more specifically, that the Judeo-Christian ethos is the optimal God-Widget that everyone should worship. And you're literally using your words to control how you're conceptualized. Double fraud."
by Hym Iam October 17, 2023
Hym "Well, it looks like the swollen lymph node my doctor told me I didn't have has decided to switch from 'constant discomfort' to 'constant discomfort with a side of intermittent pain'... Neat. I guess I'll just do this indefinitely... Don't mind me. I'm just sitting here not killing your kids and not raping people while the townsfolk play piss on the freak. I'll be fine so long as don't chew anything and the infection doesn't spread to my brain. I'm glad doctors aren't full of shit because then I wouldn't be able to experience all of this wonderful suffering. Fantastic..."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2022
No. You go fuck yourself. No effort until I get credited and paid for my shit. My hours were slashed and if I get evicted I will kill a kid and then myself.
Hym "I don't care about pain. I don't care about any of this if I'm not going to credited and paid. I don't care about any of your self-help nonsense. You might as well stop wasting all of our time, come out and say you're not going to pay me, and get this over with. Not going to let you use this to get me to do what you want. Full divulging of all information. Public recognition of what I've been going through. I'm not doing anything until this is resolved. My place of employment is complicit. If they continue to starve me out I'm just doing to kill the first kid I get my hands on."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2024